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  1. @kevcecil Me too! They were little see-through diamonds. It was *so* exciting... Mind you, I still sing "two four seven!" in my head.
  2. @Nick_Tann We are the voices in your head.
  3. RT @raxlakhani No, Mel Gibson is a casino’s big lemon. #ilovepalindromes
  4. I could demolish Richard Rorty / In less than one forty / But that would be ill bred / Because the man's (relatively) dead.
  5. @JoshShear @Brandyourself Hmm. Death's probably a *requirement* for some jobs. Can I have "bring along a glove puppet" instead?
  6. @Nick_Tann Did he tell you that 12 string guitars have 12 strings? Because they do.
  7. @JoshShear @Brandyourself Spit, swear, call someone a Nazi, fart, take your glass eye out, proposition someone, pray, snore, sigh or die.
  8. World's Most Boring Film And Annoying Tune http://cupcakecanasta.blogs...
  9. Wishing I could clean baths without scratching.
  10. @FawnDoo You did some sterling small hours work there, Fawnie. It's up to 550 now. Mrs Doo must have a ton more, surely.
  11. I could only push the WWM Friday Question to 486 comments. Can you help get it thru the 500 barrier? *NOT FOR CHARITY* http://bit.ly/5ouWMy
  12. Waiting happily for a garlic mayo burger at GBK.
  13. Four Chain Restaurants I Will Definitely Open Before 2020 http://bit.ly/4B3cvE
  14. @Swineshead Yes! We love a monster.
  15. @breekom @Swineshead He's not really the best, Breeks, he's just the best that humanity can do at the moment. There's room for improvement.
  16. @Swineshead Thanks for the RT o great one.
  17. @jenshow Thanks! It was just being super slowwwwww.
  18. RT @jamesmoran: RT @TracyAnnO: BTW for those who like a good Radio 4 play, listen out Friday 27th 21.00 for SHIRLEYMANDER. I'm playing D ...
  19. Posted review of Nick Perry's radio play "The Loop" at http://bit.ly/ygj6t
  20. @dopiaza Yeah, but then you're a genius, remember. I'm an idiot.