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- WOO JUDY FOUND HER STASH! Oh, this is supposed to be a tragic moment or some balls.about 5 hours ago from txt
- Judy Garland biopic. Hugh Laurie as Vincente Minnelli. I DON'T KNOW WHO TO BE JEALOUS OF.about 6 hours ago from txt
- That look people give me when they find out there's nothing in my kitchen but wine and Special K bars. Respect tinged with awe, right?about 7 hours ago from txt
- @emzbulletproof As @mxjustinbond said, 'She was a terrific singer, and a hellofa lotta fun. Billie knew how to have A GOOD TIME.'about 8 hours ago from txt
- Hey, did you know that I'm off my tooting game AND my writing game? Proof today in @stockyardmag: http://tr.im/sR7Habout 11 hours ago from web
- The less I have to say, the more I feel compelled to frantically toot it. And somewhere, Maureen Dowd's smirk got a boner.about 13 hours ago from txt
- Ever since I realized there was blackface in 101 Dalmatians, watching it is just an exercise in waiting for the minstrel show.9:03 PM Jul 16th from txt
- @tj I don't know why everyone's so pissed. You've clearly been sending me little love notes all day. Do bipolar next!8:57 PM Jul 16th from txt
- Woo! Hey everyone, @giromide figured out what the opposite of 'ladies' is! It's laddies! Brilliant!6:27 PM Jul 16th from txt
- People in my apartment. Panic. Good thing you can't spell anxious nutjob without 'a Sioux bot,' which sounds cool. Crying Indian robot! Run!5:40 PM Jul 16th from txt
- This is what's colloquially known as the 'High School Musical 3: Statutory Boogaloo' dilemma.9:58 AM Jul 16th from txt
- I need to see Harry Potter with someone who won't get mad when I yell 'MMM! BABY WANT SOME CANDY?' and 'I GOT A COUPLE SNITCHES RIGHT HERE.'9:53 AM Jul 16th from txt
- Dear Jagweeds Asking The Bus Driver For Directions:
I already know where the bus is going! No, I'm not a wizard; I looked at a fucking map.11:20 AM Jul 15th from txt
- @gordonshumway Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!9:19 AM Jul 15th from txt
- I'll bet that shrinks would find it easier to deal with me if I could find a way to translate my DSM codes into Kelley Blue Book figures.5:47 AM Jul 15th from txt
- You know you're at the *Chicago* outdoor film festival when someone offers you free PAAAAHpcorn.7:03 PM Jul 14th from txt
- Ersatz bisexuals have to deal with a lot as a people. Like what I imagine are nonstop throat-punchings.6:01 PM Jul 14th from txt
- 'Fruit salsa': delicious nosh or multiracial gay orgy?4:37 PM Jul 14th from txt
- I sure throw a mean party.
Seriously.
By the end you're sure to be in tears or therapy.1:02 PM Jul 14th from txt
- Ow ow ow ow. Tequila is a sometimes food.11:09 AM Jul 13th from txt
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- Name Daniel Shannon
- Location Chicago, IL
- Web http://pomophobic...
- Bio UChicago student and old-guard queer running on gin and disdain.
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