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Psychotherapy sells you happiness on layaway. about 13 hours ago from web
"You could be a hair model." I'm working on my pick-up lines. about 15 hours ago from web
@FauxPapa It is perfect in every way and I will watch it tonight so booooo to that. about 15 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to FauxPapa
@FauxPapa UNFOLLOW about 15 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to FauxPapa
"Was that a complaint about your difficulty letting loose?" No. It was a blunt crack about nakedness. So the opposite of that. about 20 hours ago from web
The two best parts of getting hammered are putting my smarty pants on and taking them off. about 20 hours ago from web
I am planning my December around stalking northeasterners. Feel free to help. http://tr.im/ERMT 11:12 PM Nov 12th from web
@wangle danielpshannon at google wave dot com. Though I don't think my collaboration is in particularly high demand. 9:47 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to wangle
Lea Michele doing "Proud Mary" is an absolute revelation. I'm NOT the whitest thing imagineable! 6:28 PM Nov 12th from Birdhouse
"Yay! The wheelchair kid's gotten more than I have in the past month!" —@lindstifa enjoys Glee. 6:24 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
He's my favorite designer. You can just tell he only hires third-world orphans with really delicate fingers. 3:44 PM Nov 12th from Birdhouse
@lindstifa Sure, keep rubbing it in. Also, hello? Given the things I enjoy and the frequency with which I enjoy them, I'll hit 40 tops. 1:28 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to lindstifa
@communicatrix My self-esteem—and your uterus!—thank you. 1:07 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to communicatrix
"I just can't stop listening to shitty country pop," he confessed swiftly. His pants part on, under wood. 1:06 PM Nov 12th from web
DOING IT WRONG SINCE 1987 12:53 PM Nov 12th from web
@Jessabelle2o7 You also have to give up your seat for "expected"—not "expectant" or "expecting"—mothers. So stand up for the slutty-looking. 12:47 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to Jessabelle2o7
@nick That just made my life. 1:57 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to nick
I need an innocent face for when I tell a POd professor I thought papers were for proving that I've learned, not that I've been to class. 1:01 PM Nov 11th from Birdhouse
I like to think that @jerrytaft is celebrating by slipping mescaline in Kathy's ABC7 mug. Bet she's just been waiting to let loose. 12:31 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
@strutting No, my brother. You have to go buy your own. I cheated. Is that some weird North by Northwest spy shit? 10:44 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to strutting