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  1. Time travel cell phone tells me: Tue, 2. January 2007, 7:58 o'clock. That isn't true. Or is it?! Am I in the wrong time line? AGAIN?!
  2. Spargelcremesuppe! Oh mein Gott, überall ist Spargelcremesuppe! Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh!
  3. @koffiekwien Waaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa! Da hab ich mir doch jetzt glatt was anderes drunter vorstellen müssen. Unnötig deutlich: #penis
  4. And with these profound (and slightly fleecy) feelings of sausage wine, garlic, and family hatred, I bid you all a good night.
  5. Maybe it's just dinner disagreeing with me. Which is strange enough, come to think of it - disagreeing food. Well, I'm a disagreeable type.
  6. Wine, birthday and being pissed off combined into a song. Again: The Birthday Massacre - Happy Birthday. To me,... ♫ http://blip.fm/~ftwgk
  7. Pissed off-ness reaches critical level.
  8. My wine tastes of sausage. Good thing? Haven't decided yet.
  9. Halbbruder (16) gratuliert per Mail und bietet an, ich könne ihn anrufen. Find ich das jetzt scheiße oder - wie war das Wort - scheiße?
  10. Internet erzählt mir aufgebracht von VIPs mit Schweinegrippe - krass, ich wusste gar nicht, das so wichtige Leute auch krank werden können.
  11. Allright, now this was a *strange* experience. It's very good that I will spent the day with Deutsche Bahn. They do not have strange. Oh my.
  12. Happy B-day, Phrix! - Wait a sec, you are Phrix! It's short for Phrixus. - What?! Omg, I thought that's just what we call each other!
  13. Worshiping reminder: Phrixus' birthday tomorrow. Please acknowledge her precious existence - felicitations welcome, insults appreciated.
  14. I doubt you can ever be happy with a woman named Ingrid. Maybe when you're Viking. But otherwise never.
  15. Get out of here! I'm not in a coffee bar, I'm at home?! Well, that explains the crappy service.
  16. If I do not have a coffee in front of me in 30 sec, I will so go ballistic. I SAID COFFEE!
  17. Give me the food! http://bit.ly/7Lt4I
  18. Euphoria is so not worth it.
  19. There's an area on my floor that unfailingly makes you slip. Profane explanation: hairspray. My explanation: Floor gnome excrements.
  20. Kleine Marburger Kotzfressen werfen Eier. Ich werde sie bei Gelegenheit alle zermatschen, Happy Halloween auch! http://tinyurl.com/ydkspsh