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  1. @Media_Molecule Try my level, Jetpack Jetisson! It's a single-player mini game. My PSN is phort. Also try "Eddy Mitter" by Mattifcation.
  2. @cynoyoshi Which, discriminate against bad font users or use the papyrus font?
  3. @rickyromero you have to eat the soup with your hands now. to prevent possible flu transmission.
  4. #skittles What was wrong with your old website that you had to start stealing all your bandwidth from Twitter?
  5. @cynoyoshi they wanted to see if you would give them your Gay ID so they could kick you out for teh gayness
  6. This article from The Onion from 2001 is prophetic! http://tinyurl.com/8dej99
  7. @rickyromero You know, when I first read that I thought that you meant pants that fit *both* of you. Now that would be really hard to find.
  8. @rickyromero Get her a DS flash card and put Colors on it: http://colors.collectingsmi...
  9. @rickyromero can i watch
  10. Today, I made a playlist called "Beethoven and Niggas." It alternates between compositions by Beethoven and songs with "nigga" in the title.
  11. @MacHeist Yay, there's no price better than free! http://givingtree.macheist....
  12. I hate this copypasta crap on Youtube. I've been visited by 2 clowns with chainsaws, had 80 days bad luck, and the love of my life hates me.
  13. All things either are or aren't a turd.
  14. Mountain Dew+Milk: Not too bad, milk dilutes the Dew's carbonation, but the mountain dew's taste is stronger so it tastes like diluted Dew.
  15. @rickyromero you sound like the randy in the south park ep.
  16. "I spoke with Barack Obama on the phone [BOOOOOOO!] [FUCK PHONES]"
  17. @rickyromero i'll vote you
  18. http://mother3.fobby.net/
  19. @rickyromero Drinking my first soda for the day, strictly for the flavor.
  20. Mother 3 fan translation: "I don’t have an exact day/time for the patch, but it’ll be in the next day or two or so."