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  1. Swearing as anaesthesia, FUCK YEAH! http://www.reuters.com/arti...about 14 hours ago from TwitterFox
  2. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 @emdot!!!11!!!1about 16 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to emdot
  3. Burrard St. bridge: Walkers pissed, Drivers very very pissed. I predict failure.about 19 hours ago from TwitterFox
  4. @jakerome go home!about 19 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to jakerome
  5. Ouch: http://bit.ly/E9BnLabout 20 hours ago from TwitterFox
  6. @jakerome I would have but I'm slow because I'm Canadian.4:55 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon in reply to jakerome
  7. @jakerome you'd think I'd be used to that.4:10 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon in reply to jakerome
  8. @motabesh the @ symbol is special and Twitter uses it to specify a user, if you don't use @phoneyman I might miss your tweet4:08 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon in reply to motabesh
  9. @rolandvarriale @Jakes_World Hell yeah, but it wasn't my machine. Fortunately I could give it to the IT guy to fix.7:24 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFox in reply to rolandvarriale
  10. He claims he's not the 5:17 bus, guess the triangle got that one and I get to be late #translink #sucks5:26 PM Jul 10th from txt
  11. Dick driver is jawboning even though this bus is already late #translink5:22 PM Jul 10th from txt
  12. @sweetdistin Just use any "cutesy" word and point to your crotch. People will understand what you mean.2:35 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFox in reply to sweetdistin
  13. @sweetdistin "vaj" doesn't work for you?2:26 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFox in reply to sweetdistin
  14. @Jakes_World Not on Vista, and not on a reboot. Vista's updates fucked that laptop, BTW. Fucked it good. Now it's in perma-reboot mode.2:25 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFox in reply to Jakes_World
  15. @emdot But why care? All those homos in SF hit like girls anyhow.2:04 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFox in reply to emdot
  16. @emdot Why would you care? I mean, really. Why?2:00 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFox in reply to emdot
  17. Ultimately any vehicle that can only go 4-500km and then requires 6 hours of downtime is a failure.12:31 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFox
  18. I wish Microsoft would allow me to choose when to apply updates, because right now is a fucking inconvenient time.10:28 AM Jul 10th from TwitterFox
  19. RT: @jakerome: Photography is not a crime! http://bit.ly/dpOzv10:13 AM Jul 10th from TwitterFox
  20. @jakerome The UK needs a revolution, and I'm not kidding.10:13 AM Jul 10th from TwitterFox in reply to jakerome