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  1. Okay, show time Canada. Enough online nonsense. Vote.
  2. Layton's getting a majority: a majority of the voters who drove to the polls high on wacky grass.
  3. I wouldn't say I'm mean-spirited. That would imply I'm spirited at all, and I've tried to suppress that.
  4. Am I a bastard for ragging on Dion? Sorry, I don't understand the question.
  5. Man, asked Laureen and she burst out laughing. Plus, Dion's up in the polls. I'm buying Google cheap to get my game back on.
  6. Also, the only candidate with knobs on his head is Layton. Lego hair. That's harsh. I'm asking the missus.
  7. Somebody yelled that I had "Lego hair" WTF? Now we need to distance ourselves from the Bloc?
  8. Getting slammed for my "opportunties" comments. Honesty, damned if you do, damned if you don't. Going back to being cuddly.
  9. Putting on my platform, pulling my sweater on over it. Yeah, Jack, I got yer platform right here, buddy.
  10. Dion's carbon tax is looking about as stupid as people on welfare buying lottery tickets. Oh, wait, I kind of depend on that.
  11. It's platform day and the world economy is tanking. Some day God gives you gifts like you had 400,000 airmiles points.
  12. If the market keeps heading south Canadian Tire money is going to start looking like a stable currency.
  13. Hey! Yesterday Duceppe called me a "liar," "cheater" and a man who lacks "any sense of morality," We're takin' this outside. Oh yeah.
  14. In yesterday's speech Duceppe said my name 61 times. That's more than Laureen's done during the last 23 times we've had sex.
  15. If this is Monday it must be Quebec and a little trash talk about the Bloc's Duceppetive tactics.
  16. Okay, so the U.S., Asian and European markets are tanking. Canada is still strong. Man, I'm not even convincing myself anymore on this one.
  17. Great day off peacefully communing with my God. All rested for a week of attack ads.
  18. Just finished reading to my son. He wanted me to do letters to Penhouse. Man, they grow up fast.
  19. The Globe profile keeps talking about how disciplined I am. They haven't seen me frug when Laureen cranks Petula Clark.
  20. Layton's trying to steal votes from the Green Party. That 's like robbing a bank and ordering the teller to hand over all the penny rolls.