PhoneTrips
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If Google is trying to look more like Bing they should change their name to GINB (Google Is Not Bing)
about 5 hours ago
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RT @ Decided to celebrate Thanksgiving the traditional way this year (i.e. handing out smallpox blankets to the natives).
about 22 hours ago
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Why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
Why prostitute make > drug dealers?Prostitute can wash crack and use again.
about 22 hours ago
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@ I think winzip wii open them.
11:14 AM Nov 26th
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@ No, it isn't just any old fat lady, it has to be "The Fat Lady".
11:13 AM Nov 26th
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@ This means collect the money from the John first before going on the "date", right?
11:02 AM Nov 26th
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People who don't believe in evolution will find it appropriate where this Darwin book was found:
10:39 AM Nov 26th
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@ aking a shower, shaving, combing its hair, putting on nice clothes so it will make a good first impression on the new download.
10:57 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Where where?
9:54 PM Nov 22nd
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@ why does that look exactly like Tom Sawyer's island at Disneyland?
5:39 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to Gamdel
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If I let my left hand anywhere near a keyboard my right hand will need 5 minutes to fix the mistakes.
11:07 AM Nov 21st
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@ thank you
11:00 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to brlittle
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@ strangely enough I never "felt " bad; I.e. Never any pain or suck feelings, mainly lack of strength/coordination on left arm/hand/
10:58 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to frijole
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@ thNk you, it's good to be home where I can get good sleep without nurses waking me up all the time for silly reasons
10:36 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to verity33
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I am home and doing surprising well getting around the house and doing household stuff, thanks /attn:@
10:32 AM Nov 21st
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I'm back in my house!
5:02 PM Nov 20th
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@ I had seen it before in a theater. My friends and I think the end is amazing and ingenious.
7:53 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to 5xb
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Wes & i Watched DVD "Drag me to hell" on nursing home lounge TV. Staff came by&asked what we watching; gave dirty looks when told them
10:40 PM Nov 19th
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@ whether peeps can hear that is a function if their age, not blindness.
10:30 PM Nov 19th
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RT @: you knew this was coming -> Shit My Girlfriend Says ...
Justin's dad is a lot funnier
10:26 PM Nov 19th
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- Name Mark Bernay
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Web http://www.friend...
- Bio My claim to fame is being the character 'Mark Bernay' in the famous Esquire Article about phone phreaks.
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