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  1. HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN; caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, pamper,console, respect & love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
  2. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic
  3. did I mention the FREE erotic audio files on my site?
  4. When choosing between evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before
  5. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  6. I still wanna change the world... one 8==D at a time
  7. RT @PeopleofWalmart: Just Hear Those Sleigh Bells Jingling... http://bit.ly/5409aT
  8. Constipated people don't give a crap
  9. Have you ever wondered what a female cat calls her reproductive organ? think about it a minute
  10. Black and White Jingle by Imani Coppola ♫ http://blip.fm/~hf8ho
  11. Nick Cave – I Am Sam - Let It Be ♫ http://blip.fm/~hf6r9
  12. DJ Zebra - Come Together (NIN vs the Beatles) #mm #musicmondayhttp://blip.fm/~hf6iw
  13. In honor of John Lennon's death tomorrow #mm, #musicmondayhttp://blip.fm/~hf6b1
  14. This msg can only be read by a SEXY person
  15. Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that's not the reason we're doing it
  16. #badmovieilove ----> Dodgeball
  17. #badmovieilove -----> Last House on the Left.... the original, oh sooo bad
  18. #badmovieilove Spiderbaby Lon Chaney sings!
  19. #badmovieilove .... The Toxic Avenger
  20. Now this is a trend made for me #badmovieilove I have a huge ass list