phlegmfatale
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SQUIRREL!
11:07 PM Jun 27th
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Someone @ work said I'm a wild gypsy lady. Big earrings, bowls of fruit on my head, bright colors. Must stop wearing fruitbowls to work.
5:09 AM Jun 26th
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Shut up and eat your pie, Anna Mae.
8:13 PM Jun 25th
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...coming to grips with the fact that Ed McMahon will never hand me a check for $13,000,000.
5:36 PM Jun 23rd
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*chagrin mode* Yes, I know the difference between canon and cannon. I chalk the error up to too much time spent studying music. Meh.
7:01 PM Jun 22nd
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then they'll be barefoot and a mile away.
4:35 AM Jun 18th
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I love your long shadows and your gunpowder eyes
10:24 AM Jun 14th
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comment on shakespeare overheard at work: "i jest as soon they talk reg'lar."
5:49 AM Jun 11th
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97 degrees Saturday.
Fetch me a mint julep, Jeeves.
7:34 AM Jun 7th
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They may not be able to get blood from a turnip, but they sure can get turnip juice from a turnip.
6:15 PM Jun 4th
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Ook!
3:31 AM May 29th
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In space, no one can hear you cha-cha-cha!
5:09 PM May 21st
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Chuy is out of danger.
5:42 PM May 15th
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on needles and pins...
9:22 PM May 14th
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Yippeee! Connected again.
5:33 PM May 9th
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is cooling her heels in air conditioned comfort.
8:07 PM May 7th
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Scrubby. Scrubby.
8:39 AM May 1st
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Puppehs like to chew nail files. Why won't they file their own nails instead?
9:33 PM Apr 29th
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there's no place like Elsewhere.
10:16 PM Apr 27th
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Heah come da weekend!
9:02 AM Apr 24th
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