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  1. @texaskeystone - Of course! I love wading into the middle of family drama that's been brewing for years
  2. Slightly confused Israeli man manages to get himself arrest for trespassing after three warnings.
  3. Drunk schizophrenic transient on the phone complaining that teenagers have been throwing beer at her for the last two years.
  4. Toys R Us is having a midnight sale and the line of "adults" is particularly rife with cutting and name-calling. Time to babysit
  5. Drunk 300lb dude goes berzerk at a party, three family members have to carry him into the house when they see our units roll up
  6. Buncha music calls all at 10pm... People have work tomorrow? Or everyone is trying to sleep off the turkey....
  7. Fist-fight breaks out between pregnant sister-in-law and drunk brother-in-law over food.
  8. 61 year old dad punches 31 yr old son in the eye for being disrespectful. So it begins!!
  9. Yay, at work on Thanksgiving. What delights await me tonight?
  10. @SilkPillow - Ditto, I prefer it
  11. @SilkPillow - SoCal will be sunny and bland as usual today. Wanna trade?
  12. @SilkPillow - Sounds like a tragedy! Where to donate? ;)
  13. @SilkPillow - I know... it's too adorable. I break out into an uncontrollable grin
  14. @SilkPillow - Of course, another of my favorites! Nilla wafers a must!
  15. @SilkPillow - Banana Cream <3
  16. @SilkPillow I haven't had fresh home cooked pie in ages. What's your specialty?
  17. @SilkPillow The trick is buy the alcohol for the guy, then beauty cream is unnecessary haha
  18. @SilkPillow - Well, your acerbic wit is a delight, can't wait to see your chipper side haha
  19. @texaskeystone - Oh I have my own partners to torment me without worrying about the fire dept haha
  20. @SilkPillow - Hooray! Any reason?