philnelson
- Goodnight, my little stink-monsters.about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
- Seeing Yahoo audio player around a lot these days http://mediaplayer.yahoo.com/about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
- "let people in for free and charge them after a week or so or shut down their account." Yeah, Arrington, blackmail is a brilliant tactic.about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
- Orange Crush is the one true orange soda.about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
- @ryantaylor Yeah, she stopped being an effective beard about the time the #mife tag showed up.about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ryantaylor
- Anyone with a car up for an IKEA journey early August?about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
- @zeldman You done good, papa.about 20 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to zeldman
- Yes I'm spamming my twitter with porny comic links, shut up. You love them. YOU LOVE THEM. http://www.oglaf.com/fountg...1:27 AM Jul 12th from web
- oh cthulhu help me. it's more like @warrenellis and @beatonna made babies and they grew up to write this http://www.oglaf.com/1:18 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- "I've enchanted your semen, apprentice, because you are now forbidden to masturbate." this reads like @warrenellis wrote it and forgot1:17 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- Oh. Read this without hesitation, you fucks. http://www.oglaf.com/cumspr...1:16 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- Oh god it's Jerry Stiller someone help1:09 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- Ally Sheedy wins St. Elmo's Fire.12:57 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- @lonelysandwich "It's my way or some other way." #firstdraftmovies #swayze12:53 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to lonelysandwich
- The longer you stay up, the longer the commercials get.12:52 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- NO SPRINGSTEEN IS LEAVING THIS HOUSE12:23 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- @mathewkumar I have never known a D6 system guy. I am interested in your beliefs and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.12:13 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- You're all pussies. I'm holding this goddamned twitship together on my own tonight. BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES all whatever to stern12:08 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- Shut up, Kirby Keager.11:58 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- Building a time machine out of liquor, must convince 1985 Ally Sheedy to marry me.11:44 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
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- Name Phil Nelson
- Location Toronto, Ontario
- Web http://extrafutur...
- Bio I practically never stop yelling
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