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  1. #unlikelydoublefeatures Marathon Man/8 Mile. Sexy Beast/The Elephant Man. Shaft/Chopper. Insomnia/Coma. Nil By Mouth/Deep Throat.
  2. @StuElwell Crazy 5-3 for us,we could have even won it!
  3. @SoniaDiamond I mistakenly read the last part of that as *Eat more people*,almost a gag then!
  4. @StuElwell forgot it was on live,will switch over now to admire the other clarets!
  5. @StuElwell Loads of time for the Spurs goal machine yet!!
  6. Tried to eat my corn on the cob at lunchtime,it was a real struggle,the Swan kept trying to fly away.
  7. I'm giving the girlfriend Coq Au Vin later.She's a kinky French girl and wants to try sex in the back of my Ford Transit.
  8. Been to a lapdancing club.I enjoyed it,but those stiletto heels really hurt my thighs.
  9. Think my body clock needs new batteries.
  10. @mcbazza This makes me extremely angry! Needlessly early marketing can just fuck right off!! baa humbug.
  11. @juliedeborah Your too late,we're at Bonfire Night now...fancy a Toffee Apple??
  12. They say the whole World is a stage.I obviously failed my acting classes then.
  13. @juliedeborah Happy New Year!!
  14. The way things are going,we'll see Easter Eggs in shops before New Year and Halloween costumes on sale by Good Friday.
  15. @LittleLiverbird And the irony is,i bet we get drawn against them in the plazzy cup!
  16. @Slipfinger Sounds interesting,but glued to the match.Fuck,come on Lyon you bunch of tossers..
  17. @Philko87 Personally,i can't stand the thought that someone could possibly be talking about me...maybe,somewhere.
  18. @sparkledoris Stranger..i like that! I'm curious,but in no hurry to actually try! people have told me that you feel amazing afterwards...umm
  19. @Philko87 Who said that?
  20. @alansheppard He gets everywhere you know.