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  1. I'm witnessing one elderly woman make fun of another for still using dial-up. "It's all about wifi now," she explains, "Get with it!" 7:25 AM Oct 30th from txt
  2. @jimray - Wave? The thing everyone's been saying lacks a point and looks like their email exploded? Aw, have fun waving. Naptime in 15 min. 12:46 PM Oct 29th from web
  3. Just having a wrapper without the nutritional information on it doesn't qualify "fun." How about "binge" or "ignorant bliss"-size candy? 11:56 AM Oct 29th from web
  4. @gruber - I was just instructed to tell you: "Get used to it, John." Love, my dad 7:43 PM Oct 28th from web
  5. @moltz - It's Mr. Early-through-mid-October, I think. 7:29 PM Oct 28th from web
  6. I don't even think the Yankees are going to have to wash their uniforms. 7:12 PM Oct 28th from web
  7. The person who handed me this pile of papers is presently being tested for H1N1. Now's when I put my immune system where my heckle was. 5:38 PM Oct 28th from web
  8. The phone books are here! The phonebooks are...oh, wait -- no, this is the information explaining the changes to my flexible benefits. 8:08 AM Oct 28th from Twitterrific
  9. The package containing my meowing cat salt and pepper shakers caused much concern in the mail room. 4:19 PM Oct 27th from web
  10. Perspective is... grumbling about your car window leaking and then seeing a VESIcare commercial. About people leaking. 3:09 PM Oct 27th from web
  11. Got stuck in the elementary school drop-off motorcade. So many Chevy SUVs you'd think the president were in town. 7:12 AM Oct 27th from web
  12. Should be a Hairdresser Hotline to coax desperate-for-an-appt, split-ended ppl out of foolishly taking their bangs into their own scissors. 6:54 PM Oct 26th from Twitterrific
  13. The snarky part of me wants to stand here all day and heckle these wusses in line for flu shots. 12:27 PM Oct 26th from txt
  14. Looking back on my food selections, I could have raised a lot of money had I gotten sponsors and billed last week as a Carb-a-thon. 7:38 AM Oct 26th from web
  15. There is a piece of bacon in lane 1 of the track at the gym. I like to think it fell out of a dieter's pocket. 5:58 PM Oct 25th from web
  16. My tomato plants looked cold so I brought them inside. It's a good thing I can't knit. 9:10 AM Oct 23rd from web
  17. But, if you're a spiritual person, you're never really drinking "alone" per se. 5:59 PM Oct 22nd from web
  18. Woman who does the local grade school loudspeaker announcements has had a rough day: "If you're moving slowly and miss your bus - OH, WELL!" 2:58 PM Oct 22nd from web
  19. The neighbor either reseeded his lawn or planted crows. 11:33 AM Oct 22nd from web
  20. My phone rang as Victorino's glove went up to make that catch. I answered. [3rd out!] We screamed together. *Aw, dad* #Phillies 8:58 PM Oct 21st from web