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JohnBfromTN
@phillygirl good smelliness is go!
05:21 PM July 24, 2008
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al3x
"Do you have the new software on there?" "This is a wallet."
08:50 PM July 23, 2008
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scottsimpson
Barry Zito! The shouting man in Section 122, Row 28, Seat 8 has some salient tips regarding your curveball!
08:08 PM July 22, 2008
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BobbyAndersen
Thank goodness I have my iPhone while I'm waiting in line for the iPhone. Oh god I'm insane.
06:56 PM July 22, 2008
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gperez
Whenever I speak what little Chines I know at this point, my coworkers nearly burst into applause.
01:48 AM July 22, 2008
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AmyJane
@JiminyChrist I think I love you.
02:08 AM July 22, 2008
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sourjayne
You guys... I bought a purse that has to be plugged in. It also has a solar panel. And a battery. And a USB cord. And an iPod cord.
05:39 PM July 21, 2008
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ccg
In a mexican restaurant, listening to a harpist play Metallica's Master of Puppets. Excellent.
09:29 PM July 18, 2008
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scottsimpson
@buzz I have a question about pharaonic succession. Wait, you still have that Egyptology textbook, right?
03:03 PM July 14, 2008
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jarlady
Exciting time travel dream last night. A highlight: Thomas Payne and beach volleyball.
07:28 AM July 10, 2008
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oalocke
1/3/2/smoke/1
01:44 PM July 04, 2008
from Hahlo
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oalocke
@phillygirl is the only person I've never met who I would happily have babysit my 2-year-old daughter.
09:58 PM July 01, 2008
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ShuffShuff
Today on my run I tripped on a gopher. I am not even kidding you.
12:16 PM July 01, 2008
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slack
Today's mail indicates my dental insurance co. has never heard of me. this is less than great.
11:28 AM June 28, 2008
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cleversimon
I’ve never so much as kissed her, but for six years my web banking password has been the date we met.
09:23 PM June 19, 2008
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chockenberry
My plan to blow up the plane with a fucking bottle of water has been foiled.
01:36 PM June 13, 2008
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Moltz
I come home to discord. Karen says she fed the fish, but the fish seem to be indicating otherwise. Who to believe?
10:12 PM June 11, 2008
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annebee
i wonder how many times i have yelled "kiss her/him" at the TV
07:41 PM June 09, 2008
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buzz
Culling my books in preparation for the move--a hard task. "Surely I'll want to consult my college Egyptology textbooks at some point?!?"
12:22 PM June 04, 2008
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kellydeal
OMG little girl licking the window at the Taco Bell WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?
01:07 PM June 02, 2008
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