phillygirl
"Wow, that is one crunchy crouton!" I thought, removing from my mouth a plastic fork with one missing prong.
| It's like watching Rocky cook. |
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| Hope somewhere a creative writing teacher makes assignments from "Today'sTopSearches": GlobalWarming, M.Sharapova, Easy Chicken Recipes- Go! |
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| Airlines, it's not enough to call it a"Security Fee"? You have to call it a "Sept.11th Security fee"? You're playing the rally card? For $5? |
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| Oh, George the janitor is going to be so mad about my new shoes trailing sex all down the nice clean hallway. |
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| Trying my best not to read too much into the artwork on the thank-you card a student made for me: A penguin drinking a martini |
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| Until about 10 minutes ago I was unfamiliar with the music of Shuggie Otis. I feel I should be able to sue someone for this hardship. |
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| It brings me inexplicable joy when I detect a muffled cough or a sneeze amidst the melodies in symphony recordings. |
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| Two words: Indian. Buffet. (Pretty sure this is how I'm going to die. Out in a blaze of korma.) |
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| Pulled my cucumber-mango exfoliating, clarifying facial masque off all in 1 piece. Presently grappling w/a tremendous urge to photograph it. |
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| Neighbor's cat is practicing roof jumps as neighbor calmly smokes a cigarette. I am quite possibly having a heart attack. |
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| Became random little boy's 1woman cheering squad@ gym. Me running overhead,him shooting hoops. He made sure I was watching before each shot. |
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| What kind of people buy 1-ply toilet paper? |
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| The pittpittpittpitt of a '68 Beetle goes straight to my heart. |
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| Dry cleaners love it when you explain the kingdom, phylum, genus, species of the source of the smelliness/dirtiness of your clothing. |
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| We need pens! |
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| Hangin’ out with the Marqués de Cáceres. |
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| Someone posted "</War>" signs all over. Pacific geekery, mmm. That someone should've put those little tear-off phone# thingies on ... ... |
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| Say,for example, one's parents left dog@ kennel while on vacation...on a scale of 1 to certifiable,where do we rate wanting to call the dog? |
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| One of my calendar alerts is advising me that tomorrow marks the beginning of ostrich mating season. I...I can't help but feel unprepared. |
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