phillygirl
- Gotta love the long wknd bliss of thinking these blasts might be leftover fireworks, huh? Tomorrow it's back to the work week gunshot grind.about 18 hours ago from web
- "Do you have time for a funny story about walnuts?"
Oh, how I love my mom.about 23 hours ago from web
- Scheduling Round II of the Man v. Wasp bout. While man knocked out wasp in Round I w/Febreeze, wasp rebounded fragrantly& is ready for more.1:04 PM Jul 5th from web
- Bonfire and fireworks coming at us from all sides -- Tonight's tagline was "Let me know if I catch fire."1:18 AM Jul 5th from web
- Mistakenly gave my American flag behind the Statue of Liberty playing a FlyingV t-shirt to Goodwill. I don't see how I can partake in today.11:27 AM Jul 4th from web
- Car behind me laughed as I threw on parking brake& hung out the window, but they don't know the curse of short arms @ a take-a-ticket thing.10:13 PM Jul 3rd from txt
- I am, of course, not refreshing the flight status page excitedly watching his little plane get closer to me.9:05 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Think of all the valuable time and money I'm saving Pennsylvania by not running for governor!4:39 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Some days I'm eloquent & the words flow faster than my fingers can capture them.
Some days I just walk around the house saying "Sacagawea."2:46 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Embarrassed many a nearby table into retreat tonight w/the seoulful LindsayLohan & his birthday crew. I'm full of sake& wearing a party hat.1:13 AM Jul 3rd from web
- As if by directive, the 3 of us converged on our respective balconies locked eyes & made a silent pact: That horny cat in L4 has got to go.12:14 PM Jul 2nd from web
- 'I know it's annoying to have to resend your graduation email, but can you admit "Pics from Police Academy" sounds too sexy not to be spam?'10:31 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Like dendrochronology for laundry, the severity and resoluteness of the wrinkles tells you precisely how long ago the dryer buzzed.9:11 PM Jul 1st from web
- It's noon on Wed, so naturally my neighbor's drunk and outside yelling obscenities at his wife. This is why I should never own a firearm.12:13 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- Unless you enjoy the panic of "Gym, Write, BattleOfGettysburg" you should subscribe to EITHER your errands OR the Historical Battles alerts.10:42 PM Jun 30th from web
- "Do not exceed 6 tablets in 24 hours"? Oh, ibuprofen, no, no. You obviously have not met my headache. Here, let me introduce you two.3:30 PM Jun 30th from web
- 1. Read 8.5x11 piece of paper of handwritten notes to myself.
2. [Perplexed pause]
3. Wonder if the file may've been encrypted or corrupted.1:02 PM Jun 30th from web
- Strong drinks and Irish fiddle. Amen.10:30 PM Jun 29th from txt
- If this chair had some sort of elaborate harness system I'd get a lot more writing done.10:35 AM Jun 29th from web
- Circadian rhythm? Yeah, no. When I'm alone I have no idea when bedtime is.
1:30 seems like a good time to start baking a Bundt cake, right?1:17 AM Jun 29th from web
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- Name phillygirl
- Location Las américas
- Web http://www.therai...
- Bio Feisty Redhead Who Wants More Cowbell!
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