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"Wow, that is one crunchy crouton!" I thought, removing from my mouth a plastic fork with one missing prong.

It's like watching Rocky cook.
Hope somewhere a creative writing teacher makes assignments from "Today'sTopSearches": GlobalWarming, M.Sharapova, Easy Chicken Recipes- Go!
Airlines, it's not enough to call it a"Security Fee"? You have to call it a "Sept.11th Security fee"? You're playing the rally card? For $5?
Oh, George the janitor is going to be so mad about my new shoes trailing sex all down the nice clean hallway.
Trying my best not to read too much into the artwork on the thank-you card a student made for me: A penguin drinking a martini
Until about 10 minutes ago I was unfamiliar with the music of Shuggie Otis. I feel I should be able to sue someone for this hardship.
It brings me inexplicable joy when I detect a muffled cough or a sneeze amidst the melodies in symphony recordings.
Two words: Indian. Buffet. (Pretty sure this is how I'm going to die. Out in a blaze of korma.)
Pulled my cucumber-mango exfoliating, clarifying facial masque off all in 1 piece. Presently grappling w/a tremendous urge to photograph it.
Neighbor's cat is practicing roof jumps as neighbor calmly smokes a cigarette. I am quite possibly having a heart attack.
Became random little boy's 1woman cheering squad@ gym. Me running overhead,him shooting hoops. He made sure I was watching before each shot.
What kind of people buy 1-ply toilet paper?
The pittpittpittpitt of a '68 Beetle goes straight to my heart.
Dry cleaners love it when you explain the kingdom, phylum, genus, species of the source of the smelliness/dirtiness of your clothing.
We need pens!
Hangin’ out with the Marqués de Cáceres.
Someone posted "</War>" signs all over. Pacific geekery, mmm. That someone should've put those little tear-off phone# thingies on ... ...
Say,for example, one's parents left dog@ kennel while on vacation...on a scale of 1 to certifiable,where do we rate wanting to call the dog?
One of my calendar alerts is advising me that tomorrow marks the beginning of ostrich mating season. I...I can't help but feel unprepared.