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  1. Look, I'm just gonna need a t-shirt that says "I don't know where I parked my car." about 20 hours ago from web
  2. Ask yourself, "Was this the first time I washed this big fluffy bath mat?" before assuming "accident involving a kitten in your lint trap." 9:21 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  3. No, those vending machine cupcakes half hanging out of C2 aren't mine, but a few more hipchecks and they will be. 3:24 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  4. Sign on the hand-sanitizer says "Help stop the spread of germs!" Handwritten note below it says "i.e. - Help germs evolve and kill us all!" 1:19 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  5. Cocktails, elegant meal,& bottle of wine somehow has degenerated into us giggling in the kitchen& me eating directly out of the rice cooker. 10:06 PM Nov 21st from web
  6. At circus school learning the trapeze. It's really more of a "plummeting" through the air with the greatest of ease, I'd say. 8:15 PM Nov 20th from txt
  7. Oh, you know, hanging out, chillin', eatin' sum chips, readin' about my boyfriend wearin' a girdle. As...(no, I can't do it) [usual]. 4:47 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  8. The experiment to go trayless in the cafeteria has resulted in a full-out mutiny of swearing & spills. I may learn to juggle milks, though. 1:14 PM Nov 20th from txt
  9. Was on lockdown at gym as they sealed the doors & searched for a lost child. Child found. Impressive to see the staff react so efficiently. 8:31 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  10. Brew myself a _2nd_ pot of coffee - that's a good idea, right? What could possibly go wrong?! (Answers in graph, map, & chart form at 3a.m.) 12:11 PM Nov 19th from web
  11. This is either a migraine or a sympathy hangover. 9:13 AM Nov 19th from txt
  12. The real shocker, I suppose, is why I *didn't* anticipate the lady in the pompom Christmas sweater walking right in front of my moving car. 3:23 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  13. Today's count is 3 meeting requests (2 from my boss directly) that have gone to my spam folder. This filter is brilliant. 9:26 AM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  14. I'm not ready! I'm just not ready! 2010 will be another calendar refill page purchase, I'm sorry! 9:15 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific
  15. In the off chance any of you is attempting to plot my cycle, I'll disclose the fact that I'm at a fast food joint ordering fried grease. 5:15 PM Nov 17th from txt
  16. "It's been so long since we DMed, you're no longer in my pulldown menu. Miss you." ( Someecard: http://tinyurl.com/pulldownDM ) 10:34 PM Nov 16th from web
  17. Make sure to get all the coffee grounds off your hands before you feed the fish. That's all I'm sayin'. 5:27 PM Nov 16th from web
  18. I must note he brought ingredients for delectable meals (including a rack of lamb) this weekend but forgot to bring clothes. That's my baby. 9:18 PM Nov 15th from Twitterrific
  19. You can't just indiscriminately grab towels! Towels on the rack have OWNERS! I'm yellow! You're the cream @jimray! Internet,please tell him! 11:10 AM Nov 15th from web
  20. If I'm ever a mom, childcare better be as lenient as the cleaners abt leaving stuff there for wks if you've no time/$/desire to pick it up. 2:18 PM Nov 14th from web