phillygirl
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Look, I'm just gonna need a t-shirt that says "I don't know where I parked my car."
about 20 hours ago
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Ask yourself, "Was this the first time I washed this big fluffy bath mat?" before assuming "accident involving a kitten in your lint trap."
9:21 AM Nov 24th
from Brizzly
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No, those vending machine cupcakes half hanging out of C2 aren't mine, but a few more hipchecks and they will be.
3:24 PM Nov 23rd
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Sign on the hand-sanitizer says "Help stop the spread of germs!" Handwritten note below it says "i.e. - Help germs evolve and kill us all!"
1:19 PM Nov 23rd
from Tweetie
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Cocktails, elegant meal,& bottle of wine somehow has degenerated into us giggling in the kitchen& me eating directly out of the rice cooker.
10:06 PM Nov 21st
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At circus school learning the trapeze. It's really more of a "plummeting" through the air with the greatest of ease, I'd say.
8:15 PM Nov 20th
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Oh, you know, hanging out, chillin', eatin' sum chips, readin' about my boyfriend wearin' a girdle.
As...(no, I can't do it) [usual].
4:47 PM Nov 20th
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The experiment to go trayless in the cafeteria has resulted in a full-out mutiny of swearing & spills. I may learn to juggle milks, though.
1:14 PM Nov 20th
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Was on lockdown at gym as they sealed the doors & searched for a lost child. Child found. Impressive to see the staff react so efficiently.
8:31 PM Nov 19th
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Brew myself a _2nd_ pot of coffee - that's a good idea, right? What could possibly go wrong?!
(Answers in graph, map, & chart form at 3a.m.)
12:11 PM Nov 19th
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This is either a migraine or a sympathy hangover.
9:13 AM Nov 19th
from txt
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The real shocker, I suppose, is why I *didn't* anticipate the lady in the pompom Christmas sweater walking right in front of my moving car.
3:23 PM Nov 18th
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Today's count is 3 meeting requests (2 from my boss directly) that have gone to my spam folder.
This filter is brilliant.
9:26 AM Nov 18th
from Twitterrific
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I'm not ready! I'm just not ready! 2010 will be another calendar refill page purchase, I'm sorry!
9:15 PM Nov 17th
from Twitterrific
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In the off chance any of you is attempting to plot my cycle, I'll disclose the fact that I'm at a fast food joint ordering fried grease.
5:15 PM Nov 17th
from txt
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"It's been so long since we DMed, you're no longer in my pulldown menu. Miss you."
( Someecard: )
10:34 PM Nov 16th
from web
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Make sure to get all the coffee grounds off your hands before you feed the fish.
That's all I'm sayin'.
5:27 PM Nov 16th
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I must note he brought ingredients for delectable meals (including a rack of lamb) this weekend but forgot to bring clothes.
That's my baby.
9:18 PM Nov 15th
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You can't just indiscriminately grab towels! Towels on the rack have OWNERS! I'm yellow! You're the cream @! Internet,please tell him!
11:10 AM Nov 15th
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If I'm ever a mom, childcare better be as lenient as the cleaners abt leaving stuff there for wks if you've no time/$/desire to pick it up.
2:18 PM Nov 14th
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- Name phillygirl
- Location Las américas
- Web http://www.therai...
- Bio Feisty Redhead Who Wants More Cowbell!
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