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  1. Students have to use 'gentle' in a sentence today. One answer: "Mr. Philip is so gentle". Not sure how to take that... 3:34 PM Nov 20th from web
  2. Still not entirely sure that I get mole. I mean i know its like spicy salty sludgy chocolate sauce, but that doesn't mean i really GET it... 8:22 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. I'm getting paid in food stamps................. 3:48 PM Nov 18th from web
  4. Tropezar; how was I not aware of this word earlier? 'To stumble, trip or blunder' is a verb I really should have known from day one.... 4:30 PM Nov 17th from web
  5. After 3 days have given up on growing the piercing out. That hole will be there forever, and I will apparently always be that 90s guy... 4:35 PM Nov 16th from web
  6. License plate game in car parks of retiree-friendly Lake Chapala. South Dakota is easily most popular plate. Great faces, great places. 10:01 AM Nov 15th from web
  7. Poker night. Urg. My fool proof strategy; you know you're going to lose your money so just try to lose it as slowly as possible. Urg. 5:04 PM Nov 14th from web
  8. When is this piercing going to grow out? Scars are so much cooler than piercings... 4:02 PM Nov 12th from web
  9. Parents' night; a great deal of clucking and cooing over report cards, and disappointingly little flirting with the teacher... 7:06 PM Nov 11th from web
  10. Half the boys in the class are sick; the girls are unopposed in their demands for daily Jonas Brothers Jonas Brothers Jonas Brothers... 4:04 PM Nov 10th from web
  11. Have found a Korean supermarket and now have all the ingredients to make jajjangmyeon. Damn Korea and its damn addictive cuisine. 11:24 AM Nov 8th from web
  12. Being legal is expensive and time-consuming and benefitless. From now on I'm staying blissfully illegal (once this overpriced visa expires). 4:26 PM Nov 6th from web
  13. New housemate works for Corona and has brought home three cases of beer this week. There is a very good side and a very bad side to this... 7:36 PM Nov 5th from web
  14. Cat returns home with a swagger in his step. He does what he wants now; he is a cat of the world and has no master. But he is still gordo. 2:58 PM Nov 4th from web
  15. Choco come home......... 6:31 PM Nov 3rd from web
  16. Day of the Dead: only time of the year when spirits can return to earth. And they bring thousands and thousands of tourists with them. 7:48 PM Nov 2nd from web
  17. Jack Skellington: unexpectedly popular Halloween costume. Really didn't think anyone over 14 would care. Suits my body type though... 4:34 PM Nov 2nd from web
  18. It would probably be worth living in Mexico just for Halloween / Dia de los Muertes... 9:18 AM Oct 31st from web
  19. Scariest thing about Halloween at school was moving the carpet and finding all the gross shit that had accumulated under there... 1:06 PM Oct 30th from web
  20. "Because its Halloween" my third graders watched Happy Tree Friends in Computer class. Disturbing. Very disturbing. 4:42 PM Oct 29th from web