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  1. The National League is wrong.
  2. Facebook is dead.
  3. All three Washington Nationals fans work in my office.
  4. Missouri and Villanova are both in my Final Four. Bracketologist Emeritus, so far.
  5. Nova is so good that CBS switches away. All the virgins in Durham can go to bed now.
  6. Greg Paulus is the worst athlete in Division I athletics. He'll be the floor slapper on Wojo's eventual staff.
  7. @IMacDon Gerald Henderson is Shane Battier without wrinkled scalp.
  8. I just realized why this is the best March ever. It's Billy Packer-less.
  9. Armageddon?
  10. @johnstauffer Sake bomb! [clap clap]
  11. New list of 228 people completely undeserving of their current employment: http://clerk.house.gov/evs/...
  12. Unreal.
  13. @ johnstauffer At the very least, keep your fingers crossed for a drivers license that indicates you're a male.
  14. @johnstauffer Ouch. I will say that Delaware's DMV is superior to DC's. Have you been though that yet?
  15. Back in the USSR.
  16. T minus 55 minutes. Just a scoche nervous.
  17. Been at Miami International since 8:45. Never flying AA again for sure.
  18. @crystalmmarshal Dude, we get married in 72 hours.
  19. Twitter would be a lot more fun if Ravi was here to bust Stauffer's balls all day.
  20. 1055 calories later, satisfaction.