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Snigger @craiggibbon thinks I'm professional RT: I love it when actual professional comedians like my one-liners; thank you Philip, Raybon1:03 AM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
Just reading this made my day! RT @craiggibbon: email from a gentleman offering to grind my stump – honestly the best offer I'd had all day12:20 AM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
If you'd said it was a UFO I'd have believed you! RT @dannews: when a planes shadow goes over your house it's pitch black for half a second.4:32 PM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
BioI'm a social and creative entrepreneur and change consultant based in Auckland, New Zealand, with fifteen years’ experience as a professional comedian.