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  1. covered in bruises 11:29 AM Dec 5th from web
  2. 'look, i got a thousand bucks. So just give me whatever that does. A gaggle of whores? Do they come in gaggles?'-smelliott 5:30 PM Nov 28th from txt
  3. Kenya Believe it? 10:25 AM Nov 28th from web
  4. 'Its like trying to describe a rainbow to a blind person' - drew 6:50 PM Nov 27th from txt
  5. 'I just love hillbillie architecture' - my stepdad 2:04 PM Nov 26th from txt
  6. 'man i remember, used to be nothing here but farmland and a triple x movie theatre' -my stepdad. 9:30 AM Nov 26th from txt
  7. @pezzettino mother truckin dungeons and dragons! 2:44 PM Nov 17th from txt
  8. Still in car. Almost there. I may Barf with excitement... Or im carsick from reading this in the back seat the whole way here. 2:34 PM Nov 17th from txt
  9. Posting a new twitter update. Mood: existential. 2:33 PM Nov 17th from txt
  10. Watching justin read my twitter update. He rawr i dont punch myself in the face enough. Should i? 2:29 PM Nov 17th from txt
  11. Sitting in justins car. He says i dont twitter enough. 2:27 PM Nov 17th from txt
  12. Off to make a mosaic 8:16 AM Nov 2nd from web
  13. @applepiechucker if you have to ask yourself this question the answer is yes. 5:47 PM Nov 1st from web in reply to applepiechucker
  14. blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 3:21 PM Nov 1st from web
  15. I wish I had some spaghetti sauce. I will have to do with doing laundry, instead. 7:16 AM Oct 29th from web
  16. off to learn about Pollock 4:57 AM Oct 29th from web
  17. @MissJessH flatfloot's playing a show here in indy on sat i think 4:41 AM Oct 29th from web in reply to MissJessH
  18. androids need love, too. 7:27 AM Oct 28th from web
  19. @badbrains :\ 6:38 PM Oct 27th from web in reply to badbrains
  20. I want my children to have magical powers. I'm prepared for amazing things to happen. I can handle it. 10:29 PM Oct 24th from web