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  1. @nikkicook hehe u said peter out.about 6 hours ago from DestroyTwitter in reply to nikkicook
  2. Hose me off? #threewordsaftersexabout 6 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  3. Hose me off? #threewordsbeforesexabout 6 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  4. @serafinowicz thanks, keep up the ridiculousness.about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to serafinowicz
  5. @Alejandrobot I meant merkins, damn autocorrect.about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Alejandrobot
  6. @serafinowicz I'm gonna one up your joke and say the leper said "I swear this is the first time that's ever happened"about 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to serafinowicz
  7. @alex_segura just added u, same username as well. For some creative types we are all lazy with the usernames.about 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to alex_segura
  8. @Nightwyrm touché, doucheabout 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Nightwyrm
  9. I'm now using tweetie2 and all I can say is WTF didn't somebody tell me about it a long time ago? That's right in looking at u @nightwyrmabout 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. RT @serafinowicz: RT @dustandair: Where do babies come from? - Their genitals.about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. @nikkicook yet.........8:50 PM Nov 7th from DestroyTwitter in reply to nikkicook
  12. you're maura tierney! #threewordsaftersex8:42 PM Nov 7th from DestroyTwitter
  13. can you leave? #threewordsaftersex8:41 PM Nov 7th from DestroyTwitter
  14. now for grandma #threewordsaftersex8:40 PM Nov 7th from DestroyTwitter
  15. who's your @warrenellis #threewordsaftersex8:39 PM Nov 7th from DestroyTwitter
  16. @nikkicook haha "one" drink, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....8:38 PM Nov 7th from DestroyTwitter in reply to nikkicook
  17. pass the bleach #threewordsaftersex8:37 PM Nov 7th from DestroyTwitter
  18. youre a man? #threewordsaftersex8:36 PM Nov 7th from DestroyTwitter
  19. @stevengsaunders good one. this is probably gonna get ugly real quick.8:36 PM Nov 7th from DestroyTwitter in reply to stevengsaunders
  20. oops she's dead #threewordsaftersex8:33 PM Nov 7th from DestroyTwitter