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  1. @kimproper Babies know a lot about "the girls." Mainly, where they are and what they're for. In fact, that's about all babies know.
  2. @smashedpotatoes @kimproper How can one *not* objectify boobs? They are, after all, objects.
  3. RT @anniebaby1985 :: it's #unacceptable when you cock your leg to do the stanky leg and the 'funk' between ur legs clears the room out.
  4. Killing poeple off FB's "People you may know" page is some sort of crazy postmodern wack-a-mole.
  5. Synchronicity: @luckyshirt "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. I will be your waiter this evening." @wilw "Have a seat near Zod."
  6. Apparently, if your cat is sedated when he gets a lion cut, they will detail his junk at no extra charge.
  7. RT @Veronica Chase Dat Gold: The LARP Rap http://bit.ly/3ADG4a :: LMAO
  8. @AlexMorse Like half the cast of TNG shows up at one time or another. The doctor was on an episode of X-Files. Not to mention Parker Lewis.
  9. Thought process of a two-year-old: I'm having a great time with Dad. I bet it would be even better if I hit him in the face. Let's find out!
  10. It's the gom jabbar all over again.
  11. @tayzonday Web Faction is great.
  12. When I first heard about the red line crash, I first thought of Twitter peeps. Didn't think about schoolmates I know IRL until I checked FB.
  13. @abigvictory That would make summer associates the highest-paid interns on the planet. Seriously, they make a stupid amount of money.
  14. @kimproper 1-900-MIX-A-LOT? :)
  15. Converted old blog to flat files. No more Wordpress upgrades for me!
  16. @wilw Aww, but then how would T$R, I mean WotC, stay in business?
  17. If you don't play, you are guaranteed not to win. #squarespace
  18. @thewino FWIW, my wife will not shut up about CVS extracare bucks and how much she saves with coupons at the grocery store.
  19. RT @abigvictory :: "tech geek girl let's have a child and we'll name her mini perl."
  20. Despite a high level of horniness, I'm too tired to rub one out before bed. Great, now even I'm turning me down for sex.