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RT "@ Just finished @ 's book. Hilarious, well-written; inspiring, even. Though now I've a strong craving for whiskey."
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RT "@ I want to read: Happy Hour Is for Amateurs by Philadelphia Lawyer - " A modern 'Lolita,' trust me.
about 13 hours ago
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RT "@ I just bought a book called 'Happy Hour is for Amateurs'" The new introduction in it from Mitch Albom is great isn't it?
about 13 hours ago
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It's not the whiskey. It's your dick.
2:15 PM Nov 25th
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Claim: "Johnny" from "Airplane" is one of the greatest comedic characters ever written. Exhibit A:
1:25 PM Nov 25th
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Claim: The Sex Pistols still every other punk band in history. Exhibit A: "Never Mind the Bollocks"
1:15 PM Nov 25th
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Claim: Kinks are as important as the Stones and Who. Exhibit A: "Lola, Powerman and the Money-Go-Round":
1:12 PM Nov 25th
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RT "@ Their names are enough visual. Do not send pics, please." They're not really that bad. It's just the dentures...
11:53 AM Nov 25th
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RT "@ nothing beats getting over being drunk yesterday like getting drunk today." Three of a kind trumps both. (Flushes = Rehab)
11:36 AM Nov 25th
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RT "@ I hope this one lasts longer than 30secs -J. Allen" However long it is, it beats getting Aunt Eunice. Or Uncle Ralph.
11:33 AM Nov 25th
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RT "@ What good are they next to my dead, rotting corpse?" Don't worry about that. You'll surely get shot outside your house.
11:29 AM Nov 25th
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the "Key Party" we have after every Thanksgiving dinner. I hope I get Aunt Christine again. She does spinning classes.
11:23 AM Nov 25th
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RT "@ nothing cures a hangover like eating a metric ton of mashed potatoes and stuffing." Well, except more booze.
11:18 AM Nov 25th
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RT "@ turkey, best served with a lot of booze." I omit the turkey. Even the best prepared tastes like drywall.
11:13 AM Nov 25th
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RT "@ Don't force me to answer and get shot so close to the holidays." Madness. Sympathy collects the greatest Xmas presents.
11:09 AM Nov 25th
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"Turkey! As if you haven't eaten it seventy, eighty, two hundred other times during the year."
11:02 AM Nov 25th
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RT "@ Soulja Boy's "Crank Dat" puts both of those nightmares to shame." That's fucking horrible. Who greenlit that abomination?
11:00 AM Nov 25th
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I was certain "Sussudio" was the most annoying thing ever committed to recording. Then I heard "Paparazzi."
10:46 AM Nov 25th
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Memo to Lloyd Blankfein: The PR person who told you to argue Goldman didn't need TARP money? Hire someone else to slap him in the lips.
10:28 AM Nov 25th
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The only "Black Friday" any sane, intelligent person should be acquainted with is the unusually upbeat Steely Dan song.
10:22 AM Nov 25th
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- Name Philalawyer
- Location Fat City
- Web http://bit.ly/DXDAS
- Bio Author, Happy Hour is for Amateurs (Work sucks. Life doesn't have to.) and www.philalawyer.net
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