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Yeah, Jesus kicked it with tax collectors and prostitutes... But He was the one with the stronger influence. Are you? Increase it.6:59 AM Nov 3rdfrom Ping.fm
I just got my second ever BOGGY OLD CREATURE from Woot!!! Tune in to YouTube in a couple weeks to watch me open it. TWO IN A ROW BABY!!!1:23 PM Oct 28thfrom Ping.fm
My kickball game was cancelled because of rain. I feel slightly less gay now. Should this fact worry me for the days I actually do play?4:28 PM Oct 6thfrom Ping.fm
Morality is the thing that separates us from animals. No morals = not human. There is no humanity without morality.7:40 AM Oct 6thfrom Ping.fm
My bandola of carrots from Woot arrives tomorrow! No idea what it is, but FedEx tracking says it weighs 16 1/2 lbs. Flatscreen!?!?2:01 PM Oct 5thfrom Ping.fm
Fresh out of confession. Must make it last. Perseverence. Endurance. Transform into a lifestyle of discipline... Discipline.2:21 PM Sep 26thfrom Ping.fm
I got my first Bag of Carrots from Woot! Yes!!! Totally makes up for my cars getting broken into the other night.2:39 PM Sep 25thfrom Ping.fm
Car was broken into last night. Thieves ignored Spangebob DVD, but took my Cool Kids, Move Merchants and P5C CDs. Go figure.7:12 AM Sep 24thfrom Ping.fm