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Gillette is coming out with a new Apple themed deoderant called "iStink" and a holder called "iRack" but it doesn't like being occupied....

phantommullet A-Rod cheated with Madonna. Dude, she is like 50 years old. She isn't even a cougar anymore, she is more of a sabre-toothed tiger now.
phantommullet Updated Spam filter. I could never figure why these friggin spammers can never spell the word "come" right. They are so silly.
phantommullet Just got back from taking to car to the shop and lunch w/ my Dad.
phantommullet Sifting through a Kirsty Alley sized list of email addresses that the spam filter blocked, pulling out the legit ones, like mine.
phantommullet I had a bat in my house. He was no match for me and my cookie sheet, well that was after I stopped screaming like a girl.....
phantommullet @ceazer Chuch Norris is so strong in his sexuality, he isn't gay even though his boyfriend is.
phantommullet @ceazer Chuck Norris was the one who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop and the bang in the walla-walla ding dong.
phantommullet @ceazer Chuck Norris once ate 3 72oz steaks in 1hr and he spent the first 45mins saving money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
phantommullet @rocknrye You and Jeffery Dahlmer. Oh wait, they serve chicken, not female humans. They should have named it better.
phantommullet Ryan Seacrest was going to move to Florida, he heard there was a lots of fruits there. Man, was he upset when he found out they were oranges
phantommullet Building the new server. It is freaking loud. I guess that is why servers are usually in their own rooms and not on my desk.....
phantommullet @sweetbrenton Then your rapper name can be Vanilla Ice.........Cream. Bringin' two scoopes of rhyme while poppin' made hoops. Word.
phantommullet The first hurricane of the season is starting in the Atlantic. Oh wait, sorry, Rosie O'Donnell just farted while boating.
phantommullet Twittering when I should be heading to bed. I think that may be one of the signs of addiction. Why can't twitter crash when I need to sleep?
phantommullet Scientists are trying to raise cows that give skimmed milk. They are also working with bisexual cows to get half-and-half.
phantommullet I spent the last two days installing a whole house water filter. What a nightmare! Good news is almost all of my plumbing is new now......
phantommullet Starbucks is slashing 600 office jobs. Apparently these people were just sitting around drinking coffee all day.
phantommullet Finally done being "humbled the old country way" from Pomeroy. Well maybe, I will have to wait until my last paycheck.
phantommullet Last tweet from the work phone.