phantommullet
- Looking for a good banana hammock on the web. I need a large one. I think this one here will do. http://tinyurl.com/crypsabout 10 hours ago from web
- Stopping, collaborating and listening. Maybe by now Ice is back with a brand new invention? Will it stop, yo. One can only hope so...about 10 hours ago from web
- Happy Independence day. It seems we usually celebrate by blowing up stuff. I nominate Quebec.6:55 AM Jul 4th from web
- Micheal Jackson apparently loved taking his kids to the petting zoo, or as they call it, school. #stilltoosoon9:41 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
- It's 4th of July. Soon the air will be filled with the aroma of booze, gun powder, burning flesh, and burnt mullets. Hold me I'm scared.9:25 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
- I keep hearing everyone say they are doing fireworks for "In-da-pants-day". Who knew these yanks were such sadistic party folk?6:39 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
- Grocery shopping. Charmin ultra, soft, lotion, and the cheap stuff? I didn't know I needed to be so in tune with the condition of my butt.5:55 AM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
- I would like to mock the Jonas brothers more, but all the hope they give the other autistic children would make me a jerk.7:26 AM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
- I wish Canada was like old time Rome and we could vote to have someone executed on holidays. I vote for both Roch Voisine and Celine Deion.9:30 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- On Tech Support with Dell. I sent him a report, he asks if I have a current backup and needs someone else to look at it. Pants soiled...9:16 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- Who is General Faliure and why is he trying to read my server's hard drive? I guess maple syrup and hard drives don't mix...7:58 AM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- In honour of Canada day, I am going to cover my body in Maple syrup and dance to Bryan Adams music. So basically just another Wednesday.7:02 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- @Crashandburn_t Rosie O'Donnell has an Satellite radio show? Does that mean they are going to blast her into space? Please? Don't tease me.8:44 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific in reply to Crashandburn_t
- @Crashandburn_t Rosie O'donnell is doing XM radio? I heard they gave her two slots because she is so big, she would overlap anyways...8:36 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific in reply to Crashandburn_t
- Rosie O'Donnell is getting her own XM show? Please God, since we've been taking celebrities, I have one more request...@crashandburn_t8:22 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
- @raschatz Yes. We have a REALLY good pitcher (not me) and the umps always feel the need to equalize the talent.8:08 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific in reply to raschatz
- I want to write some funny joke, but I am still mad about baseball. I guess this is how Andy Dick feels. He needs to get over it.8:01 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
- Tonights joke was the home plate umpire at baseball tonight. All I ask for is consistancy, and the same for both teams. Thank you.7:43 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
- Rain, rain go away. Daddy has some repressed anger and a certain baseball has it coming.4:11 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
- @KerinaGad I always like to call in blind, because I can't see myself coming into work.4:04 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific in reply to KerinaGad
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- Name Darren Anderson
- Location Port Huron, MI
- Web http://www.phanto...
- Bio Hang on, this might get wierd.....
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