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  1. Looking for a good banana hammock on the web. I need a large one. I think this one here will do. http://tinyurl.com/cryps
  2. Stopping, collaborating and listening. Maybe by now Ice is back with a brand new invention? Will it stop, yo. One can only hope so...
  3. Happy Independence day. It seems we usually celebrate by blowing up stuff. I nominate Quebec.
  4. Micheal Jackson apparently loved taking his kids to the petting zoo, or as they call it, school. #stilltoosoon
  5. It's 4th of July. Soon the air will be filled with the aroma of booze, gun powder, burning flesh, and burnt mullets. Hold me I'm scared.
  6. I keep hearing everyone say they are doing fireworks for "In-da-pants-day". Who knew these yanks were such sadistic party folk?
  7. Grocery shopping. Charmin ultra, soft, lotion, and the cheap stuff? I didn't know I needed to be so in tune with the condition of my butt.
  8. I would like to mock the Jonas brothers more, but all the hope they give the other autistic children would make me a jerk.
  9. I wish Canada was like old time Rome and we could vote to have someone executed on holidays. I vote for both Roch Voisine and Celine Deion.
  10. On Tech Support with Dell. I sent him a report, he asks if I have a current backup and needs someone else to look at it. Pants soiled...
  11. Who is General Faliure and why is he trying to read my server's hard drive? I guess maple syrup and hard drives don't mix...
  12. In honour of Canada day, I am going to cover my body in Maple syrup and dance to Bryan Adams music. So basically just another Wednesday.
  13. @Crashandburn_t Rosie O'Donnell has an Satellite radio show? Does that mean they are going to blast her into space? Please? Don't tease me.
  14. @Crashandburn_t Rosie O'donnell is doing XM radio? I heard they gave her two slots because she is so big, she would overlap anyways...
  15. Rosie O'Donnell is getting her own XM show? Please God, since we've been taking celebrities, I have one more request...@crashandburn_t
  16. @raschatz Yes. We have a REALLY good pitcher (not me) and the umps always feel the need to equalize the talent.
  17. I want to write some funny joke, but I am still mad about baseball. I guess this is how Andy Dick feels. He needs to get over it.
  18. Tonights joke was the home plate umpire at baseball tonight. All I ask for is consistancy, and the same for both teams. Thank you.
  19. Rain, rain go away. Daddy has some repressed anger and a certain baseball has it coming.
  20. @KerinaGad I always like to call in blind, because I can't see myself coming into work.