phantommullet
Gillette is coming out with a new Apple themed deoderant called "iStink" and a holder called "iRack" but it doesn't like being occupied....
| phantommullet A-Rod cheated with Madonna. Dude, she is like 50 years old. She isn't even a cougar anymore, she is more of a sabre-toothed tiger now. |
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| phantommullet Updated Spam filter. I could never figure why these friggin spammers can never spell the word "come" right. They are so silly. |
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| phantommullet Just got back from taking to car to the shop and lunch w/ my Dad. |
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| phantommullet Sifting through a Kirsty Alley sized list of email addresses that the spam filter blocked, pulling out the legit ones, like mine. |
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| phantommullet I had a bat in my house. He was no match for me and my cookie sheet, well that was after I stopped screaming like a girl..... |
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| phantommullet @ceazer Chuch Norris is so strong in his sexuality, he isn't gay even though his boyfriend is. |
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| phantommullet @ceazer Chuck Norris was the one who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop and the bang in the walla-walla ding dong. |
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| phantommullet @ceazer Chuck Norris once ate 3 72oz steaks in 1hr and he spent the first 45mins saving money on car insurance by switching to Geico. |
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| phantommullet @rocknrye You and Jeffery Dahlmer. Oh wait, they serve chicken, not female humans. They should have named it better. |
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| phantommullet Ryan Seacrest was going to move to Florida, he heard there was a lots of fruits there. Man, was he upset when he found out they were oranges |
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| phantommullet Building the new server. It is freaking loud. I guess that is why servers are usually in their own rooms and not on my desk..... |
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| phantommullet @sweetbrenton Then your rapper name can be Vanilla Ice.........Cream. Bringin' two scoopes of rhyme while poppin' made hoops. Word. |
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| phantommullet The first hurricane of the season is starting in the Atlantic. Oh wait, sorry, Rosie O'Donnell just farted while boating. |
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| phantommullet Twittering when I should be heading to bed. I think that may be one of the signs of addiction. Why can't twitter crash when I need to sleep? |
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| phantommullet Scientists are trying to raise cows that give skimmed milk. They are also working with bisexual cows to get half-and-half. |
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| phantommullet I spent the last two days installing a whole house water filter. What a nightmare! Good news is almost all of my plumbing is new now...... |
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| phantommullet Starbucks is slashing 600 office jobs. Apparently these people were just sitting around drinking coffee all day. |
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| phantommullet Finally done being "humbled the old country way" from Pomeroy. Well maybe, I will have to wait until my last paycheck. |
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| phantommullet Last tweet from the work phone. |
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