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  1. we should merge My Space, Facebook, You Tube and Twitter and call it "MY FACE YOU TWIT!" 11:17 PM Oct 13th from TwitterBar
  2. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you've ever had. HAHAHA! 10:56 PM Oct 13th from TwitterBar
  3. True peace will come through accepting embracing reality, rather than trying to switch it for a more acceptable unreality. 6:19 AM Oct 13th from TwitterBar
  4. Someday, we'll discover the biological reason of falling in love with someone. And thus will finally end this human saga of falling in love 2:05 AM Oct 11th from TwitterBar
  5. Hamari ladaai kankar, mitti aur kaagaz (land, jewelery & money) ki nahi hai, hamari ladaai usulon, sapnon aur doordristi ki hai 6:03 AM Oct 9th from TwitterBar
  6. Learning how to beat the system is the favorite national past-time. 12:26 AM Oct 5th from TwitterBar
  7. Judge: Why shoot the GF instead of her lover? BF: Easier to shoot one person once, then shoot one person every other week :D 2:01 AM Sep 30th from TwitterBar
  8. Had a happy navratri, one of the best ever. 2:00 AM Sep 30th from TwitterBar
  9. The less you associate with some people, the more your life will improve. Tolerating mediocrity in others, increases your mediocrity. 2:00 AM Sep 30th from TwitterBar
  10. "I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." - This surely reminded me of my girlfriend :D :D :D 2:55 AM Sep 29th from TwitterBar
  11. Why do people call themselves rameshbhai? One has to use a suffix to address oneself? LOL. Hail my Gujjuland!! 12:50 AM Sep 24th from TwitterBar
  12. How do you calculate ROI on intangible investments into a relationship?? 10:46 PM Sep 23rd from TwitterBar
  13. Joota Polish Karega, Duniya Se Nahi Darega.. Chahe Ye Zamana Kahe Humko Deewana, Arey Hum to Mohobbat Karega!! 12:37 AM Sep 22nd from TwitterBar
  14. Why do most People - Give their best to the rest of the world, and their worst to the people they love?? Who deserves their best?? 12:32 AM Sep 21st from TwitterBar
  15. Monday should be renamed Mun-Dane 11:00 PM Sep 20th from TwitterBar
  16. #DilBoleHadippa. Again YashC's glorification of Punjab's villages over the modernized city culture. But then he himself, lives in Mumbai :D 9:59 PM Sep 20th from web
  17. #DilBoleHadippa Shahid Kapoor looked better when Yash Chopra had not given him a SRK-makeover 9:59 PM Sep 20th from web
  18. This Navratri, I'm seeing more women in T-shirts & Jeans than Chaniya Choli during the nights. Damn. 9:54 PM Sep 20th from TwitterBar
  19. "Satisfy the person who expects from U, rather than surprising the person who never expects anything." I liked this one a lot :) 6:02 AM Sep 12th from TwitterBar
  20. @N21Guy #WednesdayGiveAway. Turbo Cheese Burger!! 5:54 AM Aug 19th from web