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  1. GASP! J9 sent me velvet Fluevog platforms that are incredible! I'm wearing them this Saturday even if I plummet to my death. Best gift EVER! about 10 hours ago from web
  2. AA: " I was gouing to twitter that I 'pulled a Laura' but then I realized I hadn't knocked over any display tables in the Body Shop. Burn!!" 5:28 PM Nov 28th from Echofon
  3. Store was SO slow today (due to the big game) that I had to drown my sorrows in fried food. Oh cheese angels take me away. 5:24 PM Nov 28th from Echofon
  4. At sushi bar where they're playing the Disney lyric game. Ben: The game where even the winners are losers. 4:27 PM Nov 28th from Echofon
  5. SC's tax free gun weekend! single ladies go to gun shop to meet a fella. AND buy a gun b/c you SO should not be pickin up guys at gun stores 4:15 PM Nov 28th from Echofon
  6. I just pulled an AA & put a food item (a wrapped biscuit!) in my purse. Hot breakfast foods is only thing that makes being at work tolerable 5:49 AM Nov 28th from web
  7. at bookshop since 8ish. Tis the Season when I refer to Dirty Hippie as "Slave Elf" instead to show Christmas cheer! Ho ho ho! 7:19 AM Nov 27th from web
  8. christmas cards had glitter on em (to artistically represent snow) so I now have glitter on me. If anyone asks, I'm really into sparklepires 4:59 AM Nov 27th from web
  9. book coming out (Orange Eats Creeps) is about a "slutty teenage hobo vampire junkie". STOP STEALING MY IDEAS, PEOPLE! 5:44 PM Nov 26th from web
  10. finished making 2 pies for tomorrow & signed 120 Christmas Cards for bookstore to send out. Bookstore is so lazy - I have to do everything! 9:13 PM Nov 25th from web
  11. I realize the name of the store is Target, but the headline "Targeting Special Needs Children" doesn't sound cutesy. It sounds deadly. 11:21 AM Nov 25th from Echofon
  12. asked what I want for Christmas. All I want is a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan & a shirt that says "Hit it or Quidditch." Make it happen! 6:07 AM Nov 25th from web
  13. Kids settin off smoke bomb in parking lot. Co-worker wants to lock door. I wanna grab a lighter & some hairspray so I can show em what's up 2:16 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  14. I don't care if you do go to Bob Jones: God will not protect you as you ride your bike the wrong way down Pleasantburg (a 6 lane highway.) 2:08 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  15. 2nd wk of Jillian Michael's "The 30 Day Shred." I no longer want to die afterward -just find 1st living thing & kill it. All about progress. 9:49 AM Nov 22nd from web
  16. trying to convince Ben to do a voice over of the Twilight movies (a la Wizard People). Someone take that idea and run with it - please. 8:48 PM Nov 21st from web
  17. "Here use my sweaty shirt to sop up the open wound on your head." Ed should have appeared & said "Dear god woman, the infection risk alone!" 8:47 PM Nov 21st from web
  18. Ben: Want to stop by Bedtyme Stories? I need to get rid of the taste if New Moon with some hardcore pornography...The answer was "no thanks" 7:37 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  19. Technical difficulties -- was during a preview of a RPattz movie (another one!) I'd kill myself if I were that film too. 5:01 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  20. In Asheville, wearing body glitter & ready to yell "fursplosion!" on cue. Dragged Ben w/ me. Hey, I paid my dues at the tattoo place earlier 4:08 PM Nov 21st from Echofon