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2 -Barbra Streisand is not the best person to tell you to "follow your dreams." 'I'm an inexplicably successful celebrity. Hang in there!'
6:33 PM Aug 24th
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Saw a woman reading a 'Parade' magazine on the bus today. 1 - who hauls a 'Parade' on the bus?
6:31 PM Aug 24th
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John Hughes is dead. You mess with the bull, you get the horns. I'm not entirely sure what that means.
6:31 PM Aug 6th
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So You Think So You Think You Can Dance Can Dance? Of course not. It's a television program, not a spicy and complex Argentinian.
5:29 PM Aug 6th
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Just admit it. You don't even KNOW what's in egg rolls, do you?
9:24 AM Jul 21st
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Thanks to HDMI, I can hook my laptop up to my television. LOLCats in widescreen HD. This must have been what Neil Armstrong felt like.
1:58 PM Jul 20th
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Near mutiny on the bus into work today. More folks wanted on than the bus driver wanted to allow. Safety lost.
6:06 AM Jul 10th
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"Snakes. You've gotta be fucking kidding me."
4:13 PM Jul 9th
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"The Gipper told me you'd have to win one for him. He can't help, what with being dead and all."
3:05 PM Jul 9th
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"Mrs. Robinson, I think you know what you're doing. Giving me an erection. Yep. Right there."
3:04 PM Jul 9th
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"You really could have stopped talking after 'hello.' I pretty much stopped listening after that."
3:01 PM Jul 9th
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"I'd tell you the truth, but, to be quite honest, I'm not sure you'd like it. I'm sorry, that's just the way I feel."
2:59 PM Jul 9th
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"My childhood sled."
2:57 PM Jul 9th
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"Did you say something? I'm the only person here and I thought I heard something, but I could be mistaken. Forget it."
2:56 PM Jul 9th
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Dan Brown's new book apparently has a cover. With pictures. And some larger than average words. This is news.
12:19 PM Jul 9th
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Nobody told me reading Updike would make me want to kill myself. Granted, I didn't ask, but somebody still should've told me.
12:06 PM Jul 9th
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Greetings, Internet. I'm tweeting from 30,000 feet. On an airplane. Suck on that, Orville Wright!
5:43 PM Jun 26th
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Trying to tweet from my phone. At a bar. Thanks, Earl!
3:33 PM May 29th
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Who's going to win American Idol tonight? The cheesy one or the schmaltzy one?
2:28 PM May 20th
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Obama gets to Ray's HellBurger in approx. 100 days in DC. I've been here for 3 years and still haven't. Guess that's why he's the President.
2:32 PM May 5th
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- Name Pete Schroeder
- Location Washington, DC
- Bio English major rubbing eyes at productive world.
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