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Good try, BoA, but no matter how pleasant your telemarketers, I'm not signing up for ANY "free" 30-day trial program you have to offer.
1:54 PM Nov 20th
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"I'm so old I can remember when ritualized symbolic execution of public officials wasn't cool."
2:55 PM Nov 13th
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Meep meep zip tang! and The Knights Who Say Meep are endangered. (Yes, I know: it's "ni."
9:57 AM Nov 11th
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@ ...wow. I may steal that and totally not give you credit.
8:52 PM Oct 15th
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@ HA!
8:52 PM Oct 15th
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@ As the great Ta-Nehisi wrote "Of course [the judge] isn't a racist. There aren't any racists in America."
8:35 PM Oct 15th
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@ May I just say again? Because I think it bears repeating almost endlessly: "THEY USE MY BATHROOM." Sweet fancy Moses...
8:35 PM Oct 15th
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"They use my bathroom." SO awesome.
8:30 PM Oct 15th
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@ How's he smell?
2:22 PM Oct 8th
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@ My first step isn't what it used to be, though.
3:14 PM Oct 6th
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@ ...uh...that MAY be based upon something I told her. About sharks coming up onto sidewalks. Seemed a good idea at the the time...
4:25 PM Oct 2nd
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Whenever I think Bank of America can't possibly suck any worse, they always prove me wrong:
10:45 AM Oct 1st
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What the--!? There was a sequel to The Beastmaster?! And I'm just finding out about this NOW?!
3:01 PM Sep 30th
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The WaPo's Anne Applebaum is really quite the moral degenerate:
7:40 AM Sep 29th
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@ ...well? Which did you choose? (I'd have gone for the wine+home formula, myself.)
1:19 PM Sep 28th
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@ I'd put "I've Just Seen a Face" in that category as well. And "I Will" is a bit unbalanced too.
11:56 AM Sep 25th
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"Amount of $ ACORN has received in past 20 years is roughly equal to what the taxpayer paid Haillburton each day during the war in Iraq."
1:17 PM Sep 23rd
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I distrust "if X says so, it MUST be wrong!" equations. Except for John Bolton. It is a fact that if he hates something, it MUST be good.
3:25 PM Sep 17th
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8-year-old just said: "I'm happy. You know, you don't need a reason to be happy. You need a reason to be sad." ...whose child IS she?
7:21 PM Sep 8th
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No one should die because they cannot afford healthcare and no one should go broke because they get sick.
8:53 PM Sep 4th
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- Name Scott Peterson
- Location Tehran
- Bio World's seventeenth-greatest Rick Astley wannabe
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