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  1. @LS_Rokker Why does your lame-ass opener work? Because you're tall and good looking :-) It's 'natural' game...
  2. http://yfrog.com/4fsq3j
  3. Turns out awesome vocal projection ruins Asia-style karaoke for everyone else. Peons.
  4. Now playing: Poison by The Prodigy; fuck the US instructors who refer to all dance music as 'techno'. Hippies and frat boys, the lot of them
  5. @leehsl Congrats! Who are you going to hand out cards to now?!
  6. A viable alternative to #LoveSystems? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xtcqvm0AHM
  7. Decided to lose 10kg in 4 weeks. Having a girl refer to @LS_5point0 as my "hot friend" in Melbourne was a little too much for my ego to take
  8. If I was rich, I'd pay Valuev and Hong Man Choi to fight
  9. Little concerned that my favourite Twitter updates are from a dog owned by a woman I've never met. And I'm one of only 15 followers too...
  10. Hangover after 6 beers considered God fucking with me.
  11. Running sets in Thai considered a challenge - beat that @LS_Bonsai !
  12. Holy Fucking Shit: http://www.scribd.com/LoveSystems
  13. @AmandaTorres What a pretty house! Congrats you guys - the First Family of Pickup :-)
  14. Will be landing on his fourth continent in three weeks tomorrow. Someone has to provide for the Ozzies...
  15. If you do #LoveSystems backwards, it's a course for men who're so frustrated with getting laid, they stop leaving the house at night.
  16. Seriously looking forward to hanging out with @LS_5point0 and @LS_Keychain in Melbourne
  17. Impressed: http://bit.ly/OsQ1Q
  18. Dear every woman in my life: please stop acting like you're some kind of authority on dating; just like I'm not an authority on advertising
  19. @samanthabrett - I'm in Sydney for another workshop, Dec 11-13. Fancy lunch?
  20. "The house where Benedict Arnold lived in central London still stands, bearing a plaque that describes him as an 'American Patriot'". lol.