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  1. My 4 dollar wine cooler heats my wine to 91 degrees only. I want to strangle the bastard who donated it to salvation army!
  2. My friend insisted I buy a nose hair remover and I must say it is rather effective.
  3. Just bought a wine cooler for 4 dollars, it makes me look so refined and is sure to get me laid.
  4. Just got back from a wonderful weekend at camp n sons. I almost forgot about work until I saw a giant plant shaped like a penis.
  5. I just had to leave Trader Joe's, disgusted by their use of wasteful plastic packaging.
  6. How wierd isn't as wierd as my own basement.
  7. My ass has finally recovered from the use of an oversized toy and I have ceased breaking wind involuntarily
  8. is trying to stop twitter from e-mailing him.
  9. I am excited that The Porn Palace mk II (aka The Upper Floor) is in construction: http://www.theupperfloor.com
  10. Looking for a guard dog for the armory but there is nothing sufficiently vicious at the pound
  11. Out swing dancin... There's more than one way to be a swinger baby, YEAH!
  12. Out buying costumes on haight in preparation for my upcoming career as an actor
  13. Going to an 80's party, wig, leopard pants, bling. ROCK ON!
  14. Just got some new cuffs at mr.s. god that store makes me so horny
  15. In tahoe cigar cognac lookin 4ward to boardin. gotta luv bay area
  16. If you are having relationship issues, apparently whipping each other can help: http://tinyurl.com/d3fuxy
  17. margaret cho rocked gay porn awards
  18. In a gay bar. the music rocks!
  19. Going to the Castro for GayVN awards pub crawl. http://gayvnawards.avn.com/
  20. has realized he needs to have his chamber pot changed more frequently in warm weather.