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Accenture drops Tiger Woods. When asked if they staying with Tiger, AT&T said, "We only drop calls."
about 4 hours ago
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Heading down to pick Jamie up from hand surgery. Getting her some tea, so she can drink it like a snob with her pinkey in the air.
about 5 hours ago
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Waitresses get so mad when you order Pepsi instead of beer during a football game.
12:48 PM Dec 13th
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I just did Josh Sneed's Detention Show Podcast. So much fun!
4:27 PM Dec 11th
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Shooting my first music video today. I'm still shocked that the song I made is good. Thank you garage band!
11:14 AM Dec 8th
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Can't sleep. Too weird of a night. Or maybe I always can't sleep and tonight I actually have an excuse?
12:16 AM Dec 7th
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Could anyone in the new york area give a good home to a beautiful grey and white cat?
6:30 PM Dec 6th
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Our downstairs neighbor died today and I was elected to be the one to go in and discover her. We need to find a home for her cat.
6:28 PM Dec 6th
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If what Plaxico Burress did was so bad, then why is it alright for the announcers to constantly call Brett Favre a gunslinger?
6:00 PM Dec 6th
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My tastebuds are allergic to gluten free food.
2:10 PM Dec 6th
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The gluten free cupcakes suck!
1:35 PM Dec 6th
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Tim Tebow is a Virgin? Check out how I rip him in the latest episode of UC!
1:43 PM Nov 24th
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Being a married guy would be a lot more awesome, if instead of a wedding band, we got to wear brass knuckles.
6:53 PM Nov 22nd
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When Eric Decker turns pro, I hope that he gets drafted by the Florida Gators.
12:48 PM Nov 21st
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I'm glad that I woke up. There was a crowd of 30 people just watching him get beat, INCLUDING A GROUP OF 5 TRAFFIC COPS. A-Holes!
10:20 AM Nov 18th
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Nice job heroes! Chuck D and Flavor Flav were right. 911 is a joke. I just hope that my dry cleaner is okay. He is at the hospital.
10:18 AM Nov 18th
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All of my last post is true. It took 30 minutes until the cops showed up. Then, they locked the perp AND THEIR KEYS in the car!
10:17 AM Nov 18th
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Woke up, my dry cleaner downstairs being beaten by a man man with a pipe. Got dressed, tackled the man, held him down until the cops came.
10:14 AM Nov 18th
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Is Tim Tebow into dudes, or just Jesus?
1:14 PM Nov 16th
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Jocks get their asses kissed their whole lives. Watch me make fun of them!
6:35 PM Nov 15th
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