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  1. Accenture drops Tiger Woods. When asked if they staying with Tiger, AT&T said, "We only drop calls."
  2. Heading down to pick Jamie up from hand surgery. Getting her some tea, so she can drink it like a snob with her pinkey in the air.
  3. Waitresses get so mad when you order Pepsi instead of beer during a football game.
  4. I just did Josh Sneed's Detention Show Podcast. So much fun!
  5. Shooting my first music video today. I'm still shocked that the song I made is good. Thank you garage band!
  6. Can't sleep. Too weird of a night. Or maybe I always can't sleep and tonight I actually have an excuse?
  7. Could anyone in the new york area give a good home to a beautiful grey and white cat?
  8. Our downstairs neighbor died today and I was elected to be the one to go in and discover her. We need to find a home for her cat.
  9. If what Plaxico Burress did was so bad, then why is it alright for the announcers to constantly call Brett Favre a gunslinger?
  10. My tastebuds are allergic to gluten free food.
  11. The gluten free cupcakes suck!
  12. Tim Tebow is a Virgin? Check out how I rip him in the latest episode of UC! http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/3EFBFFFF01CE413C001700D5896F/
  13. Being a married guy would be a lot more awesome, if instead of a wedding band, we got to wear brass knuckles.
  14. When Eric Decker turns pro, I hope that he gets drafted by the Florida Gators.
  15. I'm glad that I woke up. There was a crowd of 30 people just watching him get beat, INCLUDING A GROUP OF 5 TRAFFIC COPS. A-Holes!
  16. Nice job heroes! Chuck D and Flavor Flav were right. 911 is a joke. I just hope that my dry cleaner is okay. He is at the hospital.
  17. All of my last post is true. It took 30 minutes until the cops showed up. Then, they locked the perp AND THEIR KEYS in the car!
  18. Woke up, my dry cleaner downstairs being beaten by a man man with a pipe. Got dressed, tackled the man, held him down until the cops came.
  19. Is Tim Tebow into dudes, or just Jesus?
  20. Jocks get their asses kissed their whole lives. Watch me make fun of them! http://bit.ly/3QZzI1