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  1. Me in The Wrestler! http://bit.ly/4KZre
  2. @kumailn you're killing Russians, kumail. Russians. Arabs are SO COD4.
  3. doing a show tonight at 92Y tribeca, 9 p.m. w/ @peteholmez, @marcmaron, @kurtbraunohler, and @kumailn ...come! (via @saraschaefer1)
  4. Great grafitti. Love "I could live with her." I like to think he really means share a one-bedroom. http://yfrog.com/0ix3zoj
  5. Box examples: First Aid? Baby Care? Clean Electronics?! Hey, Q-Tips: we're sticking them in our ears. Cuz it feels amazing.
  6. Just got Modern Warfare 2 for xbox. Told the GF I need two hours of alone time with it, then added "this is serious." #grownman
  7. our new doritos ad! http://bit.ly/hgeHY
  8. Just saw "Precious." Live-tweeting this in mid-air from the bridge I just jumped off of.
  9. I'm afraid of aliens. Werewolves you stop with a silver bullet. Vampires, stake through heart. Aliens? Lube up - it's happening.
  10. Christmas or no, a piano-rendition of "We Three Kings" always sucks.
  11. You rooting for sushi or sashimi? #fundad http://yfrog.com/16oc3rj
  12. They should've called it "The Second Kind" because I shit my pants.
  13. THANK YOU to everyone who came to my taping tonight! It meant a lot, I had a blast, I will let you know when it airs!! #gratefultweet
  14. New videos!! http://www.atom.com/spotlig.... Also, thanks for CCP well-wishing! Gonna be a blast!
  15. Cone's like, "hell yeah! HELL yeah! Now we're talkin'! Now coney's on a couch! HELL yeah!" http://yfrog.com/izd6gj
  16. I just ordered a too-personal pan pizza. It told me EVERYTHING.
  17. Doing fake shampoo commercials in the shower as a kid, my big line was "you don't want to repel the moisture." #whyNOTtelleveryone
  18. "A Child Called 'It'" is the unforgettable account of one of the most severe abuse cases in history. It's the story of Dave "It" Pelzer.
  19. @dwangelo I was on one of those big outdoor movie sets. Did I enjoy it? A lot. #boom
  20. I'm writing a play about eating breakfast at a coffee shop in LA. It's called Surrounded by Screenwriters.