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  1. Me in The Wrestler! http://bit.ly/4KZre about 2 hours ago from web
  2. @kumailn you're killing Russians, kumail. Russians. Arabs are SO COD4. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. doing a show tonight at 92Y tribeca, 9 p.m. w/ @peteholmez, @marcmaron, @kurtbraunohler, and @kumailn ...come! (via @saraschaefer1) about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Great grafitti. Love "I could live with her." I like to think he really means share a one-bedroom. http://yfrog.com/0ix3zoj 10:50 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  5. Box examples: First Aid? Baby Care? Clean Electronics?! Hey, Q-Tips: we're sticking them in our ears. Cuz it feels amazing. 10:14 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  6. Just got Modern Warfare 2 for xbox. Told the GF I need two hours of alone time with it, then added "this is serious." #grownman 6:56 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  7. our new doritos ad! http://bit.ly/hgeHY 3:37 PM Nov 10th from web
  8. Just saw "Precious." Live-tweeting this in mid-air from the bridge I just jumped off of. 3:37 PM Nov 10th from web
  9. I'm afraid of aliens. Werewolves you stop with a silver bullet. Vampires, stake through heart. Aliens? Lube up - it's happening. 11:42 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  10. Christmas or no, a piano-rendition of "We Three Kings" always sucks. 7:13 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  11. You rooting for sushi or sashimi? #fundad http://yfrog.com/16oc3rj 6:13 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  12. They should've called it "The Second Kind" because I shit my pants. 3:43 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  13. THANK YOU to everyone who came to my taping tonight! It meant a lot, I had a blast, I will let you know when it airs!! #gratefultweet 8:43 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  14. New videos!! http://www.atom.com/spotlig.... Also, thanks for CCP well-wishing! Gonna be a blast! 9:57 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  15. Cone's like, "hell yeah! HELL yeah! Now we're talkin'! Now coney's on a couch! HELL yeah!" http://yfrog.com/izd6gj 8:40 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  16. I just ordered a too-personal pan pizza. It told me EVERYTHING. 7:23 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  17. Doing fake shampoo commercials in the shower as a kid, my big line was "you don't want to repel the moisture." #whyNOTtelleveryone 10:06 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  18. "A Child Called 'It'" is the unforgettable account of one of the most severe abuse cases in history. It's the story of Dave "It" Pelzer. 8:03 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  19. @dwangelo I was on one of those big outdoor movie sets. Did I enjoy it? A lot. #boom 12:24 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  20. I'm writing a play about eating breakfast at a coffee shop in LA. It's called Surrounded by Screenwriters. 12:08 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  • Name Pete Holmes
  • Location NYC
  • Web http://www.peteho...
  • Bio Comedian Pete Holmes from VH1, Comedy Central and life in general.
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