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  1. Song "Everybody In Love Put Your Hands Up" making third dates everywhere awkward. 12 minutes ago from Tweetie
  2. A page from Dr Seuss' new book, "Pedestrians EVERY Way!" http://yfrog.com/3n1y4j 34 minutes ago from Tweetie
  3. If Malcolm Gladwell didn't put out a book every once in a while, what would I buy at the airport? about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Weird way to start my morning. The E-Hound of Heaven. http://yfrog.com/3l8n6j 9:16 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  5. Back in NYC, ucb tonight at 11 for whiplash! 8:23 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  6. Thanks to everyone in San Fran who came to the tapings. I had a blast, you guys were awesome! 6:39 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  7. My tea before: http://yfrog.com/35oyjj 3:56 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  8. My tea after: http://yfrog.com/4ichoj 3:56 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  9. Saturday am in the city: perfect time to play sidewalk "puke, soup or small pumpkin?" 12:54 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  10. Live tweeting from important things! I found a Demetri look-a-like! http://yfrog.com/4fe3jj 10:08 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  11. I'd like one Flaming Yawn, please. Medium Rare. (via @nickthune) 6:17 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  12. Shopping for a new mac on my old mac. I feel like i'm asking an ex for her friend's phone number. 3:49 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  13. Me, holding ice tea. Old Asian Wallgreens cashier: "what is that, sir?" Me: "tea." cashier: "ohhhhh... That's what they call ice tea." 1:45 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  14. @tamialvord @JustinLeung thanks for the post Demetri-taping tweets! Fun (long!) shows, had a blast. Two more tonight!! #sanfran 1:34 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to tamialvord
  15. Let's all just forget I don't know how BC year work and just get back to calling Diet Coke "Washington DC," ok? #medumb 6:35 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  16. I'm leading the charge: start calling Diet Coke "Washington DC." Be the first that's not me to do this! 5:49 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  17. 300 BC: early man discovers how to mash berries into ink. 301 BC: early man discovers he can charge way, way to much for this product. 5:47 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  18. Yogurt? No. Raisins? No. Yogurt covered raisins? Yes, then deep, deep regrets. 5:12 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  19. Watch me try to make celebrities being charitable funny tonight at 8 on VH1! Hint: I can't. (kidding! Watch, it's funny!) 1:12 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  20. San Francisco: six hours from NYC, six degrees warmer. #stillprettynicetho 4:39 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  • Name Pete Holmes
  • Location NYC
  • Web http://www.peteho...
  • Bio Comedian Pete Holmes from VH1, Comedy Central and life in general.
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