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  1. Song "Everybody In Love Put Your Hands Up" making third dates everywhere awkward.
  2. A page from Dr Seuss' new book, "Pedestrians EVERY Way!" http://yfrog.com/3n1y4j
  3. If Malcolm Gladwell didn't put out a book every once in a while, what would I buy at the airport?
  4. Weird way to start my morning. The E-Hound of Heaven. http://yfrog.com/3l8n6j
  5. Back in NYC, ucb tonight at 11 for whiplash!
  6. Thanks to everyone in San Fran who came to the tapings. I had a blast, you guys were awesome!
  7. My tea before: http://yfrog.com/35oyjj
  8. My tea after: http://yfrog.com/4ichoj
  9. Saturday am in the city: perfect time to play sidewalk "puke, soup or small pumpkin?"
  10. Live tweeting from important things! I found a Demetri look-a-like! http://yfrog.com/4fe3jj
  11. I'd like one Flaming Yawn, please. Medium Rare. (via @nickthune)
  12. Shopping for a new mac on my old mac. I feel like i'm asking an ex for her friend's phone number.
  13. Me, holding ice tea. Old Asian Wallgreens cashier: "what is that, sir?" Me: "tea." cashier: "ohhhhh... That's what they call ice tea."
  14. @tamialvord @JustinLeung thanks for the post Demetri-taping tweets! Fun (long!) shows, had a blast. Two more tonight!! #sanfran
  15. Let's all just forget I don't know how BC year work and just get back to calling Diet Coke "Washington DC," ok? #medumb
  16. I'm leading the charge: start calling Diet Coke "Washington DC." Be the first that's not me to do this!
  17. 300 BC: early man discovers how to mash berries into ink. 301 BC: early man discovers he can charge way, way to much for this product.
  18. Yogurt? No. Raisins? No. Yogurt covered raisins? Yes, then deep, deep regrets.
  19. Watch me try to make celebrities being charitable funny tonight at 8 on VH1! Hint: I can't. (kidding! Watch, it's funny!)
  20. San Francisco: six hours from NYC, six degrees warmer. #stillprettynicetho