petewentz
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its so gross when people try to hard to be cute. its obvious. come on. lets try something new (ive been there, ive done it firsthand)
about 4 hours ago
from web
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@ either "take your billion dollars and go buy an island" or pick whats behind door number two.
about 5 hours ago
from web
in reply to johncmayer
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wearing sweatpants and a nintendo power glove w/ tuxedo jacket and tie to semi-formal event (im the only one at the event but its killer).
about 5 hours ago
from web
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insert something semi-profound here: please spell it wrong and hit update.
about 6 hours ago
from web
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Wheatgrass juice is like a lemonade stand for adults. Feels like a scam. But I wanna run one kinda.
about 8 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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@ I'm getting u a laser disc player just to go with this fine film
about 8 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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@ dude ill put u in my phone as my call ahead guy.
about 9 hours ago
from UberTwitter
in reply to benjaminmadden
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And yeah I'm rocked my midtown military hat all day. It made my head feel gabey.
about 9 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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Me and the lil man went to the park and chased squirrels around totally unbothered. loving today.
about 9 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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"keep a good head and always carry a light bulb" i guess this afternoon that makes sense.
about 11 hours ago
from web
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going loose cannon/wildcard today. who knows whatll happen.
about 13 hours ago
from web
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i think id feel much superior if i had wings. just fly away from a conversation that got annoying or save kids from a burning building.
about 16 hours ago
from web
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I mis understood your misunderstanding. I apologize.
6:07 PM Nov 27th
from UberTwitter
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not in my own head. so who cares? @ you spelled CHAMPAGNE wrong.
5:09 PM Nov 27th
from web
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im fancy im drinking everything out of champaign flutes from now on- i dont care what starbucks says.
4:32 PM Nov 27th
from web
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Photo: haha. hard to make out in the picture. but yeah just went out to a music store and bought my own bass....
4:07 PM Nov 27th
from Tumblr
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FF at my homies @ @ @ @ just seems like itd be a fun wine and cheese party
3:31 PM Nov 27th
from web
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to any of my real life friends. my phone doesnt work in the new apartment. so email me or hit me with a weird tmi tweet.
3:28 PM Nov 27th
from web
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I came to that realization when I said my house is down the road. Technically home is somewhere between ny and la.
11:41 AM Nov 27th
from UberTwitter
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I don't technically own a home or live anywhere. Weird.
11:35 AM Nov 27th
from UberTwitter
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