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  1. Here's what I learned of the world from network news this week. Michael Jackson still dead. Film at 11.
  2. That's it. I'm going to go take away their computers and give them each an Etch a Sketch.
  3. Upper management are all in a meeting trying to figure out how to resize a .jpg. All of them. I wish I were kidding.
  4. My Google-fu is most excellent today.
  5. How much to see this movie? Normally I like someone to buy me dinner before screwing me like this.
  6. Please retweet: just signed petition 'Remove Perez Hilton as Teen Choice 2009 Nominee' - http://301.to/24q
  7. I'm wondering if I can convert one of my filing cabinets into a kegerator.
  8. The Borg were wrong. Resistance is not futile. It's V/I.
  9. I think I may have just seen the most well crafted piece of spamvertising ever.
  10. F1 threatens teams with lawsuit: http://digg.com/d1uJfx?t
  11. Formula 1 is dead: http://digg.com/d1uEdF?t
  12. Exclusive Wireless Contracts Examined: http://digg.com/d1uBIV?t
  13. Looking at some code that seems to have been written by a drunk monkey and thinking WTF. Bad news is I wrote it just a couple of weeks ago.
  14. A wake-up call on water use : http://digg.com/d1tdpE?t
  15. On the bright side, I have had exactly 0 zombie encounters this morning.
  16. I think if I can get just one more WiFi device in my office I won't need to use the microwave to cook lunch.
  17. A deserted island is looking pretty good right about now. /me has reached my limit of idiots for the day.
  18. I just read this on Mixx: http://t.mixx.com/nPXg
  19. Supreme Court clears way for Chrysler's Fiat sale : http://digg.com/d1tOWE?t
  20. I spent an hour or so cleaning up my office and now everyone thinks I must be quitting. Seriously people, it wasn't *that* messy.