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  1. Oh Max Hall no you di'int. about 2 hours ago from web
  2. Status report from the trenches. 100 percent success rate @ Kohl's, Smith's-mart, & Game Crazy. Waiting in line @ K-mart. 4:56 AM Nov 27th from txt
  3. Operation Black Friday is GO. Checkout-line placeholder hubby reporting for duty. 3:14 AM Nov 27th from txt
  4. Strategizing for Black Friday, but I am not as dedicated as my bros-in-law who are already camped out in front of Best Buy. 7:52 PM Nov 26th from web
  5. SUCH a good nap... 4:26 PM Nov 26th from web
  6. Snitching from the turkey before the feast... priceless. 12:50 PM Nov 26th from txt
  7. Yeah, turkey, I'm talkin' to you...YOU ARE GOIN' DOWN. And your mashed potato friends are next. 9:16 PM Nov 25th from web
  8. My daughter calls Handel's Messiah the "Happy Hallelujah" song. That'll work... 9:35 PM Nov 22nd from web
  9. Found the sweetest trenchcoat at DI yesterday. I am now fully committed to next Halloween's Doc Ock costume. 11:12 AM Nov 21st from web
  10. I hadn't thought about seeing Sherlock Holmes in the theater, but apparently the Iron Man 2 trailer's attached to it...Hmmm.... 3:38 PM Nov 20th from web
  11. My oldest just turned 10. That's like double-digits. HE WILL BE A TEENAGER IN 3 YEARS. 10:20 AM Nov 18th from web
  12. First snow! Kids are cold, wet, and exhausted from playing in it. 4:42 PM Nov 14th from web
  13. I totally forgot it was Friday the 13th. I still have one more hour to bask in some paranoia, though... 9:56 PM Nov 13th from web
  14. Just received an email saying not to use any of the restrooms in the building for rest of day. That email alone makes me have to go now. 3:39 PM Nov 10th from web
  15. @ThatArdraGuy Wow. I thought better of you. 7:26 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to ThatArdraGuy
  16. I remember when I could tell people I had a cold without them acting like I'm a leper #swinefluhysteria 8:39 AM Nov 7th from web
  17. I'm anxious to see how the commentators and columnists this weekend will find a way to blame the shootings on Glenn Beck... 12:30 PM Nov 6th from web
  18. So are the Mormons gonna get blamed for Maine, too? http://tr.im/E92A 10:22 AM Nov 4th from web
  19. When the A-Team theme is your ringtone, every call is a matter of national security. 11:16 AM Nov 3rd from web
  20. Got a call from Newt Gingrich's PAC asking for $$$ for GOP -- I told 'em the Repubs have spent enough of my money already. 7:18 PM Nov 2nd from web