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Mrs. Candy's latest Phallic Patron - Matthew from Melbourne, Australia -
2:00 AM Nov 4th
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Phallic Models Required! If you have a Phallic Ratio of between 0.70 and 0.80 please contact me!!
3:46 AM Oct 14th
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Funniest caption wins a prize!
12:09 AM Oct 11th
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See our latest Phallic Caption Challenge at
12:08 AM Oct 11th
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Another year passes. They get quicker as we get older, don't they, my dears. I am 59 today. Life is wonderful. I am truly blessed.
12:01 AM Oct 11th
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@ Good luck with the interview, my dear. I will say a little Phallic Prayer for you!!
11:35 AM Aug 18th
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@ Mine is "Coins"
11:16 AM Aug 18th
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Now people are saying Naomi Campbell has a penis. What is going on?
11:16 AM Aug 18th
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So, Lady Gaga has a Penis? See what all the fuss is about -
11:07 AM Aug 18th
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- Cum join the parade!
2:16 AM Aug 14th
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@ I enjoyed leaving several comments today. Also, I sent you an email with a proposal. Let me know what you think. xxxx
2:14 AM Aug 14th
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HRH Prince Charles, 7.2 inches; HRH Prince William, 7.5 inches; HRH Prince Harry, 8.5 inches. The Windsor Boys.
9:25 AM Aug 9th
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Which domain should I choose for my new, updated website - OR ? Please help me decide.
11:38 PM Aug 4th
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@ The name is Mrs. Candy, my dear! I want some of your guys on my website!!
11:37 PM Aug 4th
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@ How can I become a member of your website to leave comments, my dear? Some of the young men might wish to be on my site!
1:53 AM Aug 2nd
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Please spread the word far and wide about Mrs. Candy's Definitive Penis Size Survey (2009) -
9:02 PM Jul 31st
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Mrs. Candy has released the most comprehensive penis size study in recorded history. Almost 25,000 men participated.
9:00 PM Jul 31st
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Mrs. Candy has completed THE definitive penis size survey. A total of 25,000 men from around the globe participated. perfectphallus.com
2:47 AM Jul 22nd
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I had a Nigerian Phallus for breakfast yesterday. I'm not eating for a week!! I also need to borrow a wheelchair from the local hospital!
7:06 AM Jul 19th
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7:05 AM Jul 19th
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- Name Mrs. Candy
- Location New York
- Web http://www.perfec...
- Bio Retired Head Mistress, Bon Vivant and Academic In Search of the Perfect Phallus
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