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STUPID FRENCH KEYBOARD about 8 hours ago from web
oh god is my keyboard french againÉÉÉ YES IT IS about 8 hours ago from web
good morning everyone!! about 8 hours ago from web
@periphrase HAHAHA who are the daddies 2:43 PM Dec 7th from web
@periphrase are you really that surprised 2:16 PM Dec 7th from web
@icanhasdinos what if they have aids 1:08 PM Dec 7th from web
@icanhasdinos use that energy to beat those damn thieves 1:04 PM Dec 7th from web
also she needs to be FESTIVE it's christmas time!! 9:32 AM Dec 7th from web
pffft the dog is mad at me for putting bells on her BUT THATS WHAT SHE GETS FOR BARKING AT THREE IN THE MORNING you shitty dog 9:31 AM Dec 7th from web
@icanhasdinos also I just looked at your twitter page WHAT IS THAT BACKGROUND.... 9:29 AM Dec 7th from web
@icanhasdinos I don't even know what to say pffffffffft mom logic isn't always the best /pats... 9:20 AM Dec 7th from web
@icanhasdinos scare your kids when they're little so they'll behave themselves... 9:16 AM Dec 7th from web
@icanhasdinos but... theives coming in just because you're awake...? Wouldn't that deter them instead??? It sounds like something you say to 9:16 AM Dec 7th from web
@icanhasdinos what... is the logic behind that... 9:12 AM Dec 7th from web
ITS SNOWINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG D: NOOOOOOO 8:34 AM Dec 7th from web
oh god it's finally the holiday season foasidflakwenf christmas shopping uugughhg /procrastinates... 6:49 PM Dec 5th from web
EVENING! I MEANT EVENING!!! 6:48 PM Dec 5th from web
GOOD MORNING 6:48 PM Dec 5th from web
if I do one more delivery I am going to flip a table 6:00 PM Dec 4th from web
/farts 6:00 PM Dec 4th from web