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  1. Christoper Pyne has STOLEN BOB HAWKE'S HAIR WAVE. Some things are fucking sacred for the love of God. #lateline
  2. The idea that Kevin wants UN Secretary General is bullshit sorry Tony Abbott - he wants US Secretary of State and you know it. Stop lying.
  3. @thefakefake Hmm good point - or maybe Alby Schultz
  4. Call from Kevin - Obama wants a Koala for his kids. Suggested Garrett escort it over before Xmas.
  5. @KJ401 You got the surname right at least.
  6. Lovely to see Bob Ellis today - he told me yet again that he'd slept with someone Malcolm had way back when.
  7. Debate on CPRS slower than ticket sales for a diarrhoea-eating contest. Speaking of which, am told Joe Hockey can't stop smiling. #spill
  8. CSIRO reporting increased seismic activity Australia-wide from people grinding teeth at Abbott's press conference.
  9. @misocutesoup I don't make mistakes must have been one of my staff .
  10. Still laughing, head getting sore. Meg Lees and Malcolm in discussions on resurrecting Aust Progressive Alliance apparently. #spill
  11. Pretty sure Kim Carr is about to lose control of bowels from laughing.
  12. Senate Preident not happy with me laughing still.
  13. Still laughing. Garrett keeps asking what the joke is. #spill
  14. First time in years I've spent 10 mins straight laughing. Also expect second spill this afternoon. #spill
  15. @trulyscrumptius Yes my department has a proposal in the works on individual fart reabsorption - a very useful policy adjunct for the CPRS.
  16. @anthonybaxter both
  17. Michael Johnson once asked me whether global warming could be reduced by everyone holding their breath three times per day. #unknownmpfacts
  18. Michael Johnson sees Bronwyn Bishop as a mentor. I rest my case. #lateline
  19. @SenBarnabyJoyce I think maybe you were knocked in the head too many times as a kid.
  20. @David_Speers I said that 7 hours ago - get with the program! RT @penny_wong Perhaps Ian Macfarlane should be next Lib leader? Would suit me