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Christoper Pyne has STOLEN BOB HAWKE'S HAIR WAVE. Some things are fucking sacred for the love of God. #latelineabout 7 hours agofrom Tweetie
The idea that Kevin wants UN Secretary General is bullshit sorry Tony Abbott - he wants US Secretary of State and you know it. Stop lying.about 10 hours agofrom Tweetie
Lovely to see Bob Ellis today - he told me yet again that he'd slept with someone Malcolm had way back when.about 11 hours agofrom Tweetie
Debate on CPRS slower than ticket sales for a diarrhoea-eating contest. Speaking of which, am told Joe Hockey can't stop smiling. #spillabout 15 hours agofrom Tweetie
CSIRO reporting increased seismic activity Australia-wide from people grinding teeth at Abbott's press conference.about 19 hours agofrom Tweetie
Still laughing, head getting sore. Meg Lees and Malcolm in discussions on resurrecting Aust Progressive Alliance apparently. #spillabout 19 hours agofrom Tweetie
Pretty sure Kim Carr is about to lose control of bowels from laughing.about 19 hours agofrom Tweetie
Michael Johnson once asked me whether global warming could be reduced by everyone holding their breath three times per day. #unknownmpfacts3:58 AM Nov 30thfrom Tweetie