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  1. I'm so sick of my real fake real boobs. 11:16 AM Oct 28th from TweetDeck
  2. ooooo casting game. how odd u r. casting director fighting with January Jones' agent cause she won't read the sides I was auditioning for... 11:37 AM Oct 9th from TweetDeck
  3. hmmm... I just realized that somewhere in my brain I've always thought Elton John and Andrew Loyd Webber were the same person... 10:50 AM Sep 16th from TweetDeck
  4. when yr phone dies it's like being put in time out. u don't get to meet up w yr friends. u don't get to talk 2 anyone. u just have 2 go home 8:48 PM Sep 15th from TweetDeck
  5. it's just not funny or fair anymore when I get sent on real modeling castings... 1:57 PM Sep 15th from TweetDeck
  6. holy shit; the us open, a glass of malbec reserve, and steak taretare is making me higher than I've been in years. 7:22 PM Sep 14th from TweetDeck
  7. oh grrr, oh grrrrrr, @eahanks! so kill me if I think about you as a sexual creature. for crying baby red pandas in the night! 8:24 PM Sep 1st from Echofon in reply to eahanks
  8. I finally found my favorite animal: baby red pandas. thank god that's solved! 8:22 PM Sep 1st from Echofon
  9. @eahanks "women who read romance novels make love to their partners 75% more than women who do not." 8:12 PM Aug 29th from TweetDeck in reply to eahanks
  10. back in colorado... being a sleepy peep. 4:41 PM Aug 29th from Echofon
  11. watchin' my baby's baby watch. 1:14 PM Aug 17th from TweetDeck
  12. Reading tonight at the Kitchen. 6-7. 19th and tenth ave. come to the reason I haven't been tweeting! 7:54 AM Aug 14th from TweetDeck
  13. once again I have fogotten to eat until 8.... that's at least six meals this rehearsal process has stolen from me! 5:36 PM Aug 13th from TweetDeck
  14. McDonnalds chicken mcnuggets look like dinosaurs and boots. 10:29 PM Aug 6th from TweetDeck
  15. I want off this bus now, please. though is DID have wireless. which was great cause it meant I got to do more WORK. pout. 10:21 PM Aug 6th from TweetDeck
  16. has not sleept in millions an millions of hours. opera looms... 10:18 PM Aug 6th from TweetDeck
  17. I am throwing this TelePrompTer so much craze. 9:18 AM Aug 6th from TweetDeck
  18. @Montagist I prefer to think of it as self-aware. :) 2:03 PM Aug 4th from TweetDeck in reply to Montagist
  19. my desolation at the loss of my twitter fox because of my recent FF upgrade is somewhat alarming. 1:31 PM Aug 2nd from web
  20. hello kitty dildo. yup, that's a pretty acurate description of how I feel today. 9:30 AM Jul 31st from TweetDeck
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