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I'm not a biblical scholar but I've read the damn thing. But Deuteronomy 21:10 -14, sure doesn't look pro-feminist to me
about 6 hours ago
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U2 did a GREAT show. And Bono is a good guy. He does good things. And he's ernest. And he's sincere. And he got bopped
9:34 AM Nov 13th
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"There outta be a law" to arrest and punish the gang rape bystanders. When someone says "There outta be a law" . . .
2:00 PM Nov 12th
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On Halloween we took our children to the mall (I did NOT dress in a sheet) and they did their Trick or Treat at stores.
9:00 AM Nov 12th
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I know I already carried on enough about "Daylight Savings Time" but its history shows us how careful we have to be...
2:00 PM Nov 11th
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Greg, for Red Eye was very supportive of me being reamed by my hero, Tommy Smothers, and told me his own situation.
9:00 AM Nov 11th
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Sometimes the whole world works together to make a joke that only I get. We have a wounded war veteran, give him a hand!
9:00 PM Nov 10th
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You know, sometimes I add "there is no god" for no reason. A friend suggests a greeting card line.
3:04 PM Nov 10th
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Had a serious professional grammatical discussion of gay pornographic titles. I think we found the dirtier of 2 choices
10:02 AM Nov 2nd
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Oh dear. An adult male cannot dress as a ghost for Halloween, if "dress like a ghost" means wearing a white sheet.
8:00 AM Oct 31st
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Grammar Girl came to our show twice and found only two mistakes in my grammar and I explained those away. However:
8:39 AM Oct 30th
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Dylan has done a Xmas album. I don't believe in Santa Claus or virgin births or jesus or god or flying reindeer, but...
1:36 PM Oct 29th
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Get a Life: If that's ever been said to you, be proud. Passion is what life really is and that command steps on it.
8:49 AM Oct 27th
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Yeah, I liked Zombieland. George Romero, man, he invented a kind of movie, and his ideas grow in other people's movies.
10:01 AM Oct 26th
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I bring my children to playgrounds & talk to MILFs. I thought I was clever but there are some smart MILFs out there
9:40 AM Oct 23rd
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I'm not telling you to give money to people on Kiva, but it sure is fun to loan money to wonderful people who need it.
10:18 AM Oct 22nd
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I was asked to do a video for the NYC release party of a new Tiny Tim record. Since I had the camera out . . .
2:30 PM Oct 21st
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The NYT said Nicholson Baker's new book sounded like a "mildly drunken Penn Jillette. . ." Wow, I better start drinking
9:42 AM Oct 19th
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I sat on TV, while my hero Tommy Smothers yelled in my face how pissed off he was at me for appearing on Glenn Beck.
9:42 AM Oct 16th
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I really need to have conversations with people where cell phones are OFF. People check facts, and miss the truth.
9:56 AM Oct 15th
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