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50 minutes late and he refused to hug me even though I said I was sorry and it wasn't my fault (entirely). Jerk. I'm so dead meat.26 minutes agofrom TwitterBerry
It's just a watch @serahmargret :( not actually a warning until one has been spotted, they're just saying conditions are optimal3:16 PM Jul 8thfrom txt
Dear David: Your constant asking me if you're pissing me off is pissing me off. I WILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF. Now STFU.2:21 PM Jul 7thfrom web
I'm being such a bitch right now. Poor David. But you do NOT tell me I think something is funny, when clearly I don't.1:45 PM Jul 7thfrom web
Who knew so many irritating qualities could fit into one person?1:34 PM Jul 7thfrom web
I hate when people ask me "what's new". Especially when I haven't spoken to them in a while - technically everything is new in that case.1:29 PM Jul 7thfrom web
what. the hell. is Anthony Wiggle wearing...12:38 PM Jul 7thfrom web
My laptop died and the charger is in the livingroom. I am not. Quite the predicament we have here.10:13 AM Jul 7thfrom TwitterBerry
This is one sick joke. "In exchange for monthly crippling pain you can have babies! And more pain! Enjoy!"10:02 AM Jul 7thfrom TwitterBerry
There isn't enough midol in the world to cure how much pain I'm in. Fuck you very much mother nature.9:51 AM Jul 7thfrom TwitterBerry
Mother Nature, if you love me you won't make it rain again until after I get to work. K?2:48 PM Jul 6thfrom web
This guy I've known since the 4th grade started talking to me again after not seeing him for 10 years. He's painfully boring and immature.2:10 PM Jul 6thfrom web