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  1. @jephjacques Duh! You married me and my big nose. :)
  2. Buying champagne at 3pm. WE ARE OFFICIALLY HOMEOWNERS!!!!
  3. @jephjacques WE ARE BUYING A HOUSE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. @DrNinjaPhD He is a black and pink spotted pot-bellied pig. He made really cute snorfling noises!
  5. Got to pet Roger the Neighbor Pig today. He likes Nilla Wafers!
  6. I'm on the inside...(from the balcony): http://yfrog.com/4fbg5j
  7. Going to southern baptist church with my parents. If I burst into flames, mourn me with liquor and prostitutes.
  8. My parents' neighbor has a pet pot-bellied pig named Roger. He is so cute!
  9. Jeph's starting a cult at Bongo Java. http://yfrog.com/4f15vj
  10. @jephjacques Technically only my parents are hardcore Baptists. (And the Moslems in question were Cousin C's boyfriend's family.) So THERE.
  11. Day One of Quality Family Time: Survived. I only said "I want to kill my mother" a few times, so the day was a success!
  12. Just realized I've been up since 4pm yesterday and I need to start cooking as soon as I get to Tennessee. #hahawoooo
  13. It is officially old people and small children hour at the airport. Also, I forgot how gross old lady perfume smells.
  14. Terrible pop music is helping me dance through my pre-trip chores. Take that, laundry!
  15. @aidosaur Best. Blog. EVER.
  16. @GryphonMage I <3 Georgette Heyer! My current favorite is The Tollgate.
  17. @annettle If you don't already have a willing USA-er, I can do it!
  18. I think the dwarves in Dragon Age are adorable. #myhusbandplaysvideogames
  19. @jephjacques Would you like a ride home?
  20. Meanwhile, I just got rid of a kitchen garbage bag full of expired/gross beauty products. I really should clean out the bathroom more often.