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  1. I know you cant polish a turd, but in my line or work, you gotta try..lol
  2. Breaking news, a poodle was just seen limping out of "Woods" home..
  3. Hey, is everybody getting porn chicks?
  4. Look lady, it's not my fault your man didn't buy you real jewelry!!
  5. my job is to be nice to you, not cause i want to, cause i have to!!
  6. what can mylar hold besides helium? thats what I thought!
  7. Anyone who carpools with David Letterman, has to make out with him....*_*
  8. Holy cow Mona! That was totally wrong, that trucker sucks!
  9. Wishing my baby happy birthday!!!
  10. Crossing my fingers for my sis. Good luck Mona!
  11. Which is better, human justice or an eye for an eye. I think we should let the victims decide.
  12. Ugh! you just cant get away from trash, even on twitter...
  13. My eyes are burning!! Maybe I should put my glasses on...
  14. Haaaahaaaaaa!! Mock! yeah!
  15. I agree with my sister, people on welfare should take drug tests. What percentage of "nots" would that be..
  16. The words "I didn't mean to do it", should have no bearing when mutilating, or molesting children. OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!
  17. If i leave my kid in my car, should i blame them for not having an alarm system telling me i left my kid?
  18. Sometimes people set themselves up for whats coming to them..
  19. its so hot here, i saw a squirrel trying to cool off his nuts.
  20. Work, sometimes it can be cruel and unusual punishment..lol