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  1. @crazygirl13 Fool, prat or, because there is a world shortage of slang terms in this area, penis. You're welcome. 8:46 AM Feb 23rd via Mobile Web in reply to crazygirl13
  2. @crazygirl13 Noun. Much the same as plonker. Not as naughty as it sounds, unlike plonker, which is more. 9:07 PM Feb 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to crazygirl13
  3. I don't consider time spent sitting on the side of the bed waiting for 13 to sleep wasted. I call it, pre nightly sofa nap training. 12:58 PM Feb 22nd via Mobile Web
  4. @BlessYouMadly That's just the sort of repressed, retentive, withholder I am. 12:06 PM Feb 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BlessYouMadly
  5. I suppose one must count it a good day if one doesn't urinate or orgasm in front of a stranger. Only on that basis, today was a good day. 11:37 AM Feb 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. And today shall be called, "let me check I didn't pee myself", day. wp.me/p11yxW-vr All the fun that it sounds. 10:49 AM Feb 22nd via web
  7. Researching new forms of devastating decisions. Because life can never be banjaxed enough. 11:50 AM Feb 19th via Mobile Web
  8. When all around are determined to besiege, hide. No, not with me. We won't both fit in this under-table fort. 10:18 AM Feb 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Everything I understand about the World I can sum up in these words: "I'm buggered if I know." 8:23 AM Feb 19th via Mobile Web
  10. When in doubt, start panicking. 7:35 AM Feb 19th via Mobile Web
  11. Because I'm old, that's why. Also wine. 3:07 PM Feb 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Falling asleep to the sound of the boxing on TV. Don't think there are any flying butterflies in this match. 3:05 PM Feb 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Hub: that kid has a full ZZ Top beard, right to his middle … unless it's his hair … which it is and not his beard, which he doesn't have. 1:27 PM Feb 18th via Birdhouse
  14. Drink. Day 18. #febphotoaday instagr.am/p/HKSHTcrkBM/ 12:37 PM Feb 18th via Instagram
  15. Oh, screw with me some more World, things weren't buggered enough. 9:26 AM Feb 18th via web
  16. The next person who touches my formulæ is being de-handed and beheaded. That is the one and only warning. 8:53 AM Feb 18th via web
  17. This time let's go with what I DON'T want. wp.me/p11yxW-vj It seemed more straight forward this way. 12:44 PM Feb 17th via Mobile Web
  18. The answer to,"who drank all the whiskey?", is 19, apparently. Teenagers, drive you to drink, make sure you meet an empty bottle. 12:30 PM Feb 17th via Mobile Web
  19. I am the sad product of a well spent youth. Dammit. 10:29 AM Feb 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. Time. Day 17. #febphotoaday instagr.am/p/HHKW8mrkDD/ 7:32 AM Feb 17th via Instagram