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- I'm such a good friend that I drove to where my friend's car broke down on the side of the freeway + gave him my car so he could go to work.12:54 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFon
- My feet are shredded. The rocks cut them and ripped them up in the hot springs today. Our new friend mark even needed 4 stitches!1:30 AM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
- We drank water with high natural lithium levels in the mojave desert today, so I feel really really medium right now.9:52 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon
- I just bought all these groceries, then I realized I walked to the store! I need a chauffeur, is Liberace's adopted son available/alive?8:30 PM Jul 6th from TwitterFon
- I usually don't like white chocolate, but I just got this trail mix with white chocolate in it and... and I still don't like it.8:26 PM Jul 6th from TwitterFon
- Are gays allowed to make same sex song dedications on love songs on the KOST?8:41 PM Jul 5th from TwitterFon
- Gene defcon is a deranged pop genius!8:26 PM Jul 5th from TwitterFon
- The richie valens impersonator just called Richie valens's real sisters "my sisters" which is twisted.8:21 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
- Sun why won't you set? I want fireworks now. We took a creepy hike by a bird sanctuary and saw used condoms and toilet paper. Ducksnacks.7:49 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
- We are watching the guy who flipped the coin with richie valens for the last seat on the plane. he lost and lived.7:47 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
- Vince loves alpacas. He won't stop reading alpacas magazine. They are pretty cute.6:44 PM Jul 2nd from TwitterFon
- Someone is throwing up in public across the street.9:46 AM Jul 2nd from TwitterFon
- someone took a catastrophic dump in this public bathroom, but I am imagining that it is just an exotic european bread aroma.5:48 PM Jun 30th from TwitterFon
- I just saw an SUV with a license plate that said "armpits" and a bumper sticker that reads "jerk off city."4:40 PM Jun 29th from TwitterFon
- Mother and I are doing our own, non-televised version of Antiques Roadshow. Getting some Winnie the Pooh originals appraised at B&B's.10:09 AM Jun 24th from TwitterFon
- I saw people checking out of fresh&easy with trader joe's bags! Ooh TJ been done dirty. TJ will be furious when it finds out.11:22 PM Jun 20th from TwitterFon
- I am getting a manipedi+haircut and shaving for tomorrow's graduation. Just add on a spraytan and Botox and my kids won't recognize me!3:53 PM Jun 18th from TwitterFon
- Lakers just donated $3000 to the library at our school! That makes them double-champions in my book! Thank you Lakers!10:35 PM Jun 17th from TwitterFon
- Only 3 days left with my children/students. Then I will have to say goodbye and get back to the rest of my life.5:40 PM Jun 16th from TwitterFon
- @mapmap I love that huggy bear record! Love it!11:44 AM Jun 13th from TwitterFon in reply to mapmap
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