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Two people called me "stud" today. Am I in a horse mating program?
12:27 AM Dec 12th
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Zoos are sweet and sour: all the rehabilitation centers and epic enclosures are counterbalanced by the tiny shitty cage exhibits.
12:06 AM Dec 12th
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Even though I was sick today I still went to the zoo where I used to work in high school. 3 hours walking in the rain. It was magical.
12:04 AM Dec 12th
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"Liza with a Z" is super early 70s and homoriffic. Can you believe her husband was sleeping with her mom's husband at one point in time?!
7:25 PM Dec 10th
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I'm going to meet with our choir for the album tonight! Nervous! Printing up sheet music!
6:11 PM Dec 9th
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glimpse into the artist's tortured process: recording vocals on sunday means i can no longer mumble lyics like i do live. damn you, words.
12:49 PM Dec 1st
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we are entering the studio today at noon to continue on our tracking of the next album. guitars + synths.
11:19 AM Nov 29th
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I just got caulkblaulked at bestbuy. The handsome worker offered to help us load Ela's TV into the car and she declined his sexy offer.
9:22 PM Nov 24th
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We practiced our new order set for 5 hours today. It is going to be awesome. Not sure when we are gonna play the show.
12:47 AM Nov 15th
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I'm at "Bob Bigs Boy" with my nephew, that's what he used to call it. Isn't that adorable?
5:27 PM Nov 13th
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I just saw someone on a segway, also wearing a shirt that reads "high maintenance."
1:36 AM Nov 11th
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Hurray! My friend's baby is finally coming home from the hospital!
6:43 PM Nov 7th
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precious was really good but I didn't cry. Oscar goes to mo'nique.
3:33 PM Nov 7th
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I taught baseball today and it was exactly like america's funniest home videos. With precision, I was hit in the nards. At 60 mph. Bruising.
2:56 PM Nov 5th
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We shall overcome. Eventually.
2:42 AM Nov 4th
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i'm dressed as Uncle Jesse from Full House for this Halloween.
5:51 PM Oct 31st
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was just eating some celery and pb with my shirt off, and some peanut butter dripped onto my chest hair. looks like it's floating above me.
1:58 PM Oct 30th
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My friend marc just asked, "Can WolframAlpha calculate what percentage of the population doesn't understand what it does?"
6:48 AM Oct 29th
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We have deduced that the first time I saw rose melberg live I was 16 and she was in tiger trap. At the whisky [sic].
10:35 PM Oct 27th
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I'm watching rose melberg at echo curio. Haven't seen her since softies played new york in 2000. She is still on top of her game. Love her.
10:04 PM Oct 27th
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