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Father of foiled plane bomber reported that his son was "radicalized & missing". I would have checked all the US beaches with gnarly waves.
9:45 PM Dec 26th
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"What if C A T spelled dog." Well Ogre, then cunt would be dung, & that's just not the kind of world I want to live in.
7:59 AM Dec 26th
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@ I just ordered a bucket.
5:55 PM Dec 21st
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@ Nice! They should have plenty of baskets to haul off the bad kids & dump them in the pits of hell. Merry fucking Xmas, bitches!
12:32 PM Dec 20th
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@ he'd scare the autism right out of these fakers! Oh, don't want to play with other kids? I got a rusty chain that says you do.
6:31 AM Dec 20th
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I heard about Intervention episode with a girl getting super wasted from duster. Just smoked 3 Swiffer pads & still nothing.
8:45 AM Dec 19th
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The Biltmore Xmas tree has wrapped presents hanging from it. There's nothing under it yet, so I'm hoping they just dump a pile of ornaments.
6:07 AM Dec 19th
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Soup du jour is WHISKEY (via @)
6:23 AM Dec 17th
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70yr old woman next to me on flight said she was saving a seat for her husband. Later admitted she lied, "he's really just my lover."
10:39 AM Dec 7th
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Thanks, Google for providing free wifi over the holidays! Now even when I travel I can continue my research on how to destroy you.
5:03 PM Nov 30th
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@ Go Oilers!!
5:52 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Pro Tip: When you're ready for REAL Chinese, try Asia Cafe on 183. Best in TX by far.
3:24 PM Nov 20th
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Really? Boston was nicknamed Bean Town after Boston Baked Beans? I guess Cream Pie City does have unsavory associations.
6:23 PM Nov 16th
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@ How many times do I have to tell these people that I just don't care for apples?
7:51 AM Nov 16th
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After meetings last week in NY, in Boston this week where the topics will continue to revolve around how hard the other office sucks.
7:29 AM Nov 16th
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Woman at the airport who just saw Austin for the first time is on her 8th call telling the same exact story. Enough about the bats already!
2:28 PM Nov 15th
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Thanks to the guy behind me who threw up whiskey at the begining of a 4 hour flight, I now have a hangover.
9:57 AM Nov 14th
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@ hopefully 2 happens before 3 & not the other way around. Either way 1 better be last.
4:36 PM Nov 13th
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At JFK ready to fly home. It's cold, raining, windy, & Friday the 13th. This may be my best chance to crashland on a crazy uncharted island.
3:52 PM Nov 13th
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You know you're in New Jersey when the radio makes a smooth transition from The Flaming Lips right to Bruce Springsteen.
12:07 PM Nov 12th
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- Name Paul G
- Location The Outernet
- Bio Professional drifter, high functioning slacker, & recreational alcoholic.
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