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  1. Tuesday filler: Sexy pilgrim: Because the Big Aristotle himself tweeted this last night: http://bit.ly/8dDsR7
  2. John Gruden just praised the Titans "defensive lion" coach. This guy has good enunciation discipline!
  3. This Thanksgiving, I plan to murder the shit out of that turkey. And Jamie Farr. He's still alive, right? NOT FOR LONG.
  4. Monday Random 1: Sorry about the lack of a random 10 post on Friday. I’ve been up to my ears in automotive hassle... http://bit.ly/5MUzCe
  5. Dear Chicago: That is not pizza. That is a meat tart.
  6. Robbie Gould is officially the Bears best tackler
  7. Man. Jay Cutler just plain sucks, huh?
  8. James Cameron is on 60 Minutes. Is it possible that his douchiness ends up killing Avatar? 100% of viewers on my couch say "Yes"
  9. The Hess truck is a GD formula one car now? What is this, Germany?
  10. Phil Simms is convinced that Braylon Edwards' first name is pronounced "Braylum." He's said it like 12 times today.
  11. The Jets are about to pay for all the criticism Belichick got for the 4th and 2 play.
  12. Note to Jets: Might want to cover Welkah on one of these downs.
  13. Giants win. Why does it still feel like they lost?
  14. Dear Tom Coughlin: You ever notice how these teams keep scoring on you when you let them inside the red zone unmolested?
  15. God fucking dammit
  16. This is where the Giants play their awesome prevent defense, which only really prevents me from enjoying the game.
  17. WHO DARES LIE ABOUT THE SWEDES!?? RT @karlcyr: Glad the Swedes are gentle, because I'm convinced they could enslave us all.
  18. Shit. Me too. RT @sharapovasthigh: Glad I benched him RT @Razzball: Friggin Mike Bell TD #2
  19. The Giants receivers are making some mighty impressive grabs today. Now if someone could just change Eli's diaper, we'd be all set.
  20. I couldn't love Kevin Boss any better if he cooked me bacon-wrapped scallops.