paulymcc
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my girl is to vomiting what tiger woods is to driving
6:01 AM Dec 6th
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that's the last time i tell janeejane my bbc quiz of the week score
5:05 AM Dec 4th
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the difference between a car and a golf ball? tiger woods can drive a golf ball more than 200 yards. boom boom.
3:12 PM Dec 3rd
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looking for the higgs boson particle. If anyone spots it, let me know.
1:59 AM Nov 24th
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replete with beer and burger
7:40 AM Nov 19th
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@ Hi BTCare. Nothing wrong with my phone or internet, just wanted to see how responsive you are. Am very impressed.
9:40 AM Nov 11th
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@ no reply from BT so far, and you're not an idiot hole
2:35 AM Nov 11th
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is it true that when you tweet British Telecom repair man someone responds?
2:00 AM Nov 11th
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plum still not ripe
1:10 AM Nov 11th
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tuesdaying away all day
2:13 AM Nov 10th
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loving autumn in a low sun, leafy kind of way
7:31 AM Nov 9th
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it's a rugby and fast cars sort of a weekend
2:05 AM Nov 6th
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tuesday, less dang than monday
2:05 AM Nov 3rd
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monday, dang
7:14 AM Nov 2nd
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is reminded never to to tweet anything remotely nasty about mr stephen fry
9:14 AM Nov 1st
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walking by the thames in a linguine after glow
8:49 AM Oct 18th
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RT @: RT every tweet with =1cent for charity & is a world record attempt for most tweets. Plse retweet!
10:58 AM Oct 17th
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writing a history of brixton and listening to plastic bertrand
10:57 AM Oct 17th
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has a bad cold, nevertheless the wisest woman in europe with a wicked pack of cards
4:37 AM Oct 16th
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i am afraid my current tweet has been covered by a super-injunction
2:33 AM Oct 14th
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