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Having to tell a 32 year old man to buy a box of tissues rather than wipe the results of his sneezing on his trousers. #bloodynerds3:51 AM Nov 27thfrom web
Really nice morning. Want to go to St. James' Park and amble with a coffee. Can't.1:57 AM Nov 27thfrom Tweetie
Been in a pub that is closing down tomorrow. Local offies are all shutting down too. Feels like cusp of hyper-Tescoid domination is here.5:19 PM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
Just once I'd like to get on a bus without a pissed/uppity twat on it.11:54 AM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
Burrito for lunch. Not a patch on something from Mission. Missing SF a lot right now.5:42 AM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
Can't help thinking that putting on your makeup on a bus journey is doing it wrong. #wrong1:30 AM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
Cat unimpressed with apparent bics drought. Making feelings known through medium of 'maaow' and fuzzing.12:26 AM Nov 26thfrom web
Ten Years Younger may be the vilest programme on television this picosecond.1:36 PM Nov 25thfrom Tweetie
Sitting down with a beer after frantic cleaning spree. Cat litter just got too much.1:20 PM Nov 25thfrom Tweetie
Of course it's be an utter tragedy if I'm unable to receive any email at work tomorrow..1:16 PM Nov 25thfrom Tweetie
