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  1. Merry Christmas everybody! My head pounds from the how-many-did-I-have pints of Guiness last night! Hope your hangovers aren't too bad :)
  2. I think my erection is about to burst! http://twitpic.com/v1mkt (via @andydoodles)tastey erection, good job!
  3. Happy Birthday Baby Jesus & Santa & Blitzen & Dancer & Mungo & Titch. http://twitpic.com/v1qej (via @jimmycarr) best pic of the year? YES!
  4. Merry Christmas everyone! Love my twitter pals, your tweets have filled my days with wit, insight and joy, big love and happy crimbo!! x
  5. @TheGadgetShow thanks for all the amazing gadgets and reviews this year, especially loved the web tv! Big love to the presenters and staff x
  6. My uncle Trevor is blasting out some Elvis at the local pub, MEGA! http://twitpic.com/v1261
  7. These decorations are so amazing, love it! http://twitpic.com/v0zl6
  8. Rudolph just shit in Blitzen's face. Then Blitzen kinda ate it. Santa's taking you behind the scenes, kids! (via @loadedsanta) genius
  9. What's this lady planning for christmas dinner?!? This is only half of the RAID that went through! http://twitpic.com/uxtda
  10. I'm a little squiffy! Wine and takeaway, the only option given the weather, drive to Leeds tomorrow...
  11. Some Christmas treats! Well done @mandytranter (via @paultranter) http://twitpic.com/u63mh
  12. Some Christmas treats! Well done @mandytranter
  13. Woken up feeling all christmasy this morning, sharp frost outside, going down to make mince pies and wrap pressies & mr hankey playing! Joy!
  14. I kid you not, I just got asked for ID in sainsbury to buy a 4pack of beer. I'm 33!
  15. loads to do today, t-shirt orders for christmas, finish photography site - must be done for Friday - that's the last working day before xmas
  16. worst hangover feeling in ages, & I didn't even have a drink all weekend! :(
  17. well, thats my twitter profile page all Christmasy! http://twitter.com/paultranter jingle bells, jingle bells la laa laaa la laaaah!
  18. @mandytranter well done my love! Some awesome decorating skills on show here... http://twitpic.com/sz7xv
  19. And some detail of our glorious errection! Peace to all friendly folk - happy days! http://twitpic.com/sz7py
  20. Our Christmas tree in all it's shiny glory, can't wait for Santa to bring the pressies! Ho ho ho http://twitpic.com/sz7hr